Sunday, December 15, 2019

FRANKIE McDONALD TOLD YOU SO!!! KANSAS CITY NEWS SHOULD HIRE EPIC INTERNETS WEATHER DUDE WHO IS FAR MORE ACCURATE THAN LOCAL JOURNOS!!!



At the outset of the weekend Frankie McDonald was ON RECORD PREDICTING THIS SNOW BLAST whilst Kansas City newsies were still debating and talking about their pets and/or pet causes.

Accordingly, the Internets prediction has become news fact. 

TKC resolved . . .

FRANKIE McDONALD HAS BEEN MORE ACCURATE THAN ANY KANSAS CITY METEOROLOGIST AND NEEDS TO BE HIRED TO FORECAST COWTOWN WEATHER!!!

For what local stations are paying the models and hotties who make every local event nearly unbearable, I'm sure we could lure the Canadian forecaster into the U.S. with a great offer; clearly his skills are needed here given that local weather newsies have been CONSISTENTLY WRONG up to and including this hot mess.

And now, local weather poseurs simply crowd the airwaves taking about the storm already well underway-- The only situation where local weather people prove useful by GALLIVANTING across the screen and "informing" viewers about what has already happened.

Developing . . .

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

When it's twenty below out try not to believe our press release about a Global Warming protest, idiot.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

At one time it used to just be, we're going to have some snow enjoy your night.


Then the idiotnet came along.

Anonymous said...

Frankie should be hired on the spot!

Anonymous said...

It's GREAT weather for a Chiefs game! (giggle, snort). I LOVE snow angels! Tee hee! (snort, giggle). Now let's talk to some of these tailgaters!!

Anonymous said...

Accurate weather forecasts are vital in the winter. Based on Frankie’s forecast, I bought extra drugs and alcohol, enough to make it through any blizzard. I wish we had Frankie on one of our local weather channels. Since he is not a homosexual, none of our local stations would ever hire him.

Guac said...

^^^ Good man.

Anonymous said...

Dude, you can't put that face on TV....That face shouldn't even be on the internet...