Friday, November 15, 2019

TKC Question: Will Free Turkey Handouts Stop Kansas City Killing?!?!?

We'd like to compile some of the better responses as every local anti-crime group claims that poverty is root cause of so much local killing despite a great deal of evidence to the contrary and a quick look around this town which reminds us that very few people are starving if local waistlines are any indication. Checkit:

Help for homicide victims' families from a group who knows what they're going through

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- There have been 128 homicides in Kansas City this year, but a local support group is trying to help out the families of those victims ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday. Families of victims will have a tough time with the first Thanksgiving with an empty seat the the table.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit.

I've given the bird to lots of people in the last week or so.

Anonymous said...

^^Don't worry gramps, we've been giving it to you for decades! You suck!

Anonymous said...


Instead of asking for the public's help lets ask for fat ass Sly James and lazy stupid drunk Quentin Lucas to help these people. After all it's their fault these people have an empty seat at the table. Let blacky take care of his own for once.

Anonymous said...

^^Nah. How about we ask you you to hurry up and die. How about that? After all, everybody hates you!

Anonymous said...

Oh chimpy, you’re such a disappointment today, you’re not getting any bananas with that attitude!

Anonymous said...

8:39 FTW

The will stop killing one another long enough to eat the free bird if they didn't pawn it off for drugs or tattoos.

Anonymous said...

Give’em some sweet tater pie and strawberry pop, that’ll stop’em for a day or so.

Anonymous said...

Will free turkey stop the killing? Hope not. It’s our way of hoodrat control.

Anonymous said...

^^Gramps please, all you do is shit yourself and watch Matlock. You haven't been anywhere in decades!

Anonymous said...

^^And you're stuck here in the nursing home emptying and cleaning my bedpan everyday.

CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL CHIMPY LOL said...

Let's see, we give negroes free housing free medical care free hats free school free houses free lip transplants free phones free rides free drugs free donias free cyclotrons...why not free turkeys?

How about some free bullets in the head for the lot of 'em?

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. Behave yourself or no more welfare bananas! Lol

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. You have been a zoo resident your whole life! Lol

Anonymous said...

How about I give you my 10" dick down your throat and make you call me massa

Anonymous said...

How 'bout I shoot you in the head, nigger?

Anonymous said...

^^Ha! You got knocked the fuck out geezer! 12:24PM is going to make you squeal like the pig you are!!! Suey!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Is that a real question Tony? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Anonymous said...

How bout you bring your bitch ass here to 35th and prospect,I'm here all day

Anonymous said...

Nothing stops Kansas City violence. No man, woman, child, give away, holiday, birthdays, anniversaries, nothing...

Anonymous said...

^^just like nothing stops the shitty posts from shitty geezers in shitty diapers. Right pops?

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. You don't even get a diaper! Lol

Anonymous said...

Chimpy, please confine your fantasies to your own monkey head. You've been monkey masturbating all day!! Lol

Anonymous said...

If they considered KFC or Popeyes, maybe.

Nah.

Anonymous said...

We get it. You dont like old people. I am neither old or in diapers. I merely have more insight than you on this topic having seen and lived through decades of Kansas City violence. Unlike you, I was born and raised in Kansas and consider myself an expert on the topic. All youre doing is exposing your hatred for old people and like it or not, your post makes me believe that you might be a homosexual so you'll likely be in diapers before me. Adult diapers are a part of the aging process but they also relate to lifestyle choices and well...alternative lifestyles lead to the need for alternative personal hygene options. Go fuck yourself!