Wednesday, November 27, 2019


Just a few quick tips for the INEVITABLE ARGUMENTS over impeachment, immigration, tax returns, the wall, pr0n stars and so much more . . . Given that Kansas City is the home of greeting card sentiment & pathological politeness; navigating arguments requires special skill . . . Checkit:

- Don't pretend to be neutral. Garbage politics has hopelessly divided the nation along demographic and partisan lines. There is no avoiding the debate; pick a side or get pushed to one.

- This is Kansas City, whoever loses their temper first LOSES.

- Politics is personal. Repressed memory, ancient arguments, unsettled scores and bad debts will "flavor" every Thanksgiving political debate. This might not help cope with tomorrow's fighting but at least our blog community won't be surprised.

And so, we offer this quick compilation of the Prez Trump news we're reading tonight in order to arm our blog community on "many sides" of the debate.

American War On Turkey

Trump's made-up war on Thanksgiving, explained

Before we inevitably arrive at the alleged war on Christmas this holiday season, we've first got to tackle the ... war on Thanksgiving? Which is supposedly a thing now, too. At least according to President Donald Trump.

Euro Trashed

Trump administration to reduce NATO aid days before European summit with allies

WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump's administration will pay less to NATO under an agreement reached days before the president is set to travel to London to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the 29-member trans-Atlantic alliance. Even before he was elected in 2016, Trump frequently railed against the military alliance that largely defined the global order following World War II.

Pentagon Reportedly Second Guessing Commander-In-Chief

Worry rises in military over Trump's decision-making

Tensions that have been mounting for months between some of the nation's most senior military officers and President Donald Trump are boiling over after his decision to intervene in the cases of three service members accused of war crimes.

La Migra Drone Strikes Soon

Trump Floating Terrorist Label For Mexican Cartels Brings Fears Of Drone Strikes

President Trump says he plans to designate Mexican drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations, a move that is stoking fears in Mexico that American authorities would use the label to justify a military response across the border against the cartels.

Social Media Showmanship

Trump, who is technically obese, tweets portrait of himself as muscular Rocky Balboa

President Trump is just going to leave this here. Trump on Wednesday randomly, without comment, tweeted out a photoshopped image of himself as a shirtless Rocky Balboa. - Donald J.

Prez Trump Stands Up To China

Trump signs bill supporting Hong Kong protesters despite strong opposition from China

President Trump on Wednesday signed the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act after it was passed by the Senate and House earlier this month. Trump's signature comes as Hong Kong continues to be gripped by turmoil amid widespread discontent over Chinese rule in the special administrative region.

Forever Prez Trump?!?!

America's Descent Into Legal Nihilism

Today's Impeach-O-Meter: How Things Could Get Worse for Trump Trump Wonders Why Coin Commemorating 100th Anniversary of Women's Suffrage Wasn't "Done a Long Time Ago" Good Boy? Good Girl? Experts Weigh In on Conan the Dog's Genitals. GOP Senator Says He Mistakenly Spread a Ukraine Conspiracy on Fox News.

You decide . . .


Anonymous said...


But I think you forgot the inevitable SEXIST accusations that get thrown at every person who support the president. In may ways its men against women. Sad.

Nature Orange said...

There is light at the end of this tunnel. This will be Trump's last thanksgiving in office. He will be DEFEATED in 2020.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Unlikely.

Anonymous said...

This tweet of the Photoshop head is fucking weird. The guy is getting dementia or something. This is some weirdo shit. The fucking president is postimg pics of his face in the oiled body of Russian boxers? That's not normal.

Reality Speaker said...


Anticipating good night's sleep with Bedtime Bible Stores. Hooray!

Receiving essential medical devices, vitamins, mortgage advice, ad nauseam from over the hill pro athletes and has been actors. So thankful!

The "Green New Deal" which would only cast 4 times our current entire national debt with no new taxes except on those nasty million and billionaires. Cannot wait for all the Free Stuff to rain down like manna from AOC and Pocahontas.

And lastly, but not the least great thing; the opportunity for folks to stand (very) closely behind a cute boyish mayor of a minor city dealing with a high per capita crime rate and political discord, for president of the United States.

Finally, turkey, dressing and family. (and Tucker Carlson) For real.

Anonymous said...

@9:05 - the tragedy for America is...
That photoshopped picture is the least phony thing about Trump!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ All that makes me sad. It's obviously written by someone who has spent the the last 30+ Thanksgivings alone. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think that many Libs suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), but after seeing the huge reaction to an obvious morsel of humor from the president, I can see they have gone off the deep end with TDS.

Anonymous said...

Not by anyone in the current Democratic field.

Anonymous said...

What I'm sorry for, 9:27, is that your existence demands such bovine consensus. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck what the FUCK someone attempted a joke (chills) it must be DEMENTIA or SEXISM. Orange Man Baaaaaad!

Byron Funkhouser said...

Der Fuhrer is a buffoon. He is a disgrace, & an embarrassment. He's a pathological liar. He's a moron.

But, more importantly, he's a traitorous criminal. He will be impeached. He will be removed from office, & the next President will be a Democrat who won't "joke" about serving three or more terms. We've had enough jokes from this joke.

Anonymous said...

What's weird wiil br to see the trumper's lose their mind when they're guy gets thrown out of office like the bum he is

Anonymous said...

I'd rather have a president be part of some Photoshopped humor than send pallets of American taxpayer cash to the mullahs in Iran so they can build a bigger nuclear bomb to destroy the U.S. and Israel. Obama's biggest joke was spending so much time on trying to get transgender bathroom laws passed. What a snoozefest. Trump 2020

Anonymous said...

Aawww, that's quaint, how the military is worried, says CNN, because POTUS thinks he is the boss of them. And, CNN claims panties are wadded at the Pentagon when DJT intervened for reversing discipline of some service personnel. But, but Bowe and Bradley were ass-kissed by Barry, and CNN didn't go all whiney and wacko!!!

Anonymous said...

Too bad queers and child molesters like the fag fuckhouser are despised by normal Americans. Nobody gives a fuck about what some dicksucker thinks. We need to bring back the good ole’ days when commie queers were thrown in jail unless they stayed in the closet and kept their dicksucking mouths shut. To bad all the queers like fuckhouser just don’t take a slow boat to Iran they throw fags off of buildings there

Anonymous said...

Oh, Chimpstein, you need spell check. And, quit telling the lie that you are the originator of E=mc2, stupid monkey.

Anonymous said...

Byron hates Trump because Trump is rich and Byron is poor. Byron hates Chuck because Chuck is successful and Byron is a flaming gay idiot.

Byron hates anyone one who has more than he does or has done better in life than he has. He even hates my 5 year old son who has more going in his life than Byron ever has.

Byron is a sad misfit who was cast out by his family because of the lies he tells about them.

Future said...

Trumpy loses more than half of the battle ground states. Do the math. He's done.

Anonymous said...

Trump is small, sad, delusional and pathetic.

He has no morals or principles.

About that there is no debate.

Anonymous said...

Half the country wants a leader that will actually do the job.

The other half loves the TV watching twitter troll occupying the White House.

The shtick is wearing thin and will be cancelled by voters next year.

Anonymous said...

8:55: Wrong. This is his penultimate Thanksgiving in office. His replacement won't be inaugurated until January 2021.

Anonymous said...

President Trump tweets himself as Rocky to piss off the left and it worked. I love it when he does things like this to get the left in a frenzy.

Anonymous said...

Of course, all this thrashing around has nothing to do with "politics".
It's all entertainment, all the time.
And what used to be actual reporters are now celebrities and the old adage that politics is Hollywood for ugly people has in fact become true.
Locally as well as nationally.
So all this is like arguing about which gangsta rapper is "better" than another.
And every bit as (in)significant.

Anonymous said...

^^^Sadly, so true.

Anonymous said...

"Trump, who is technically obese, tweets portrait of himself as muscular Rocky Balboa"

"O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!"
--Robert Burns, 1786

Anonymous said...

Its cute that blieron is so jealous of the greatest President to come around in generations! Poor poor funkyshit gets so riled over everything Trump, guess your pussy little ass is gonna be jealous and angry for a second term! Don’t have an aneurysm..... no, please have an aneurysm quickly! Lmao!

Anonymous said...

Trump is rocky, an underdog that’s does nothing but win! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Thank God on this Thanksgiving Day for President Trump.
He is chosen by God to lead this great nation and to smash his degenerate enemies into dust.
Listen to the demons howl with pain, rage and confusion. It will soon be screams as they fall in to the abyss for eternity.

Anonymous said...

^^^^No, those are just the voices in your head. Take your meds, and they'll go away.

Timm wayne said...

For all of the people over 50 years of age we have seen all this negative press once before given to President Ronald Reagan. He was going to destroy the world! He was old and senile and would fall asleep during meetings! When the economy was turning around in 1983 much like it is now the Press reported it has a bad economy. Everyone seem to hate Reagan around the world and hearing the country but yet win the election of 1984 approached we were told Reagan would lose, all the Battleground States! We were also told the southern Democrats we're no longer going to support him! All this turned out to be bulshit and Reagan won in a landslide. Is history repeating itself?

Charles Whitman said...

I was in the Marines from 79-2010, just over 30 yrs. I retired as a mgysgt. I never served under President Trump, but I worked as a civilian under him for a little more than 3 years. I think that President Obama, and his decisions, were the most hated by the military. That I saw. Sure, ANY Commander-in-Chief will make some unpopular decisions, but overall, President Trump has the support of the military.

Anonymous said...

^^Of course they hated Obama.
Who wants some idiot jig giving orders about anything except a Popeyes chicken order?

Anonymous said...

And once again, appropriately on Thanksgiving Day, I give thanks to Tony for providing people like 9:26 something to occupy their time and keep them away from polite society. Especially since there's no way in hell their families will want to have anything to do with them today.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ They will.
I have a shit pot full of fucking money and they like that. They think that they are going to get it someday.
HA! They can all fuck off. Bunch of losers.

And, Mr. Goody-two-shoes, what slop kitchen are you stealing turkey from today?

Anonymous said...

^^^^Lucky you. There isn't enough money for me to put up with a loony tunes any day of the year, let alone on a holiday.

I wonder--are you the guy who wrote to the Wall Street Journal the other day who said he'd gone to school on the GI Bill, financed his home with a VA loan, and went to work at a defense contractor that gave him a hefty pension, and if he could make it on his own and without any help from anyone, he didn't see why others couldn't as well?

Anonymous said...

^^^I am just devastated and suicidal that some dick like you doesn't like me.

And ...yes! There IS enough money for you to put up with a loony tune. I guarantee it. You are just as money grubbing as my family.

MDLQ said...

....Shep Smith in 2020!!

Anonymous said...

12:57: I'm devastated that you're devastated, and no, there's not enough money.