Wednesday, November 27, 2019

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! PETITION TO SHUT DOWN ROCKSTAR BURGERS GARNERS THOUSANDS OF SIGNATURES IN JUST A FEW HOURS!!! KANSAS CITY ACTIVISTS URGE MAYOR'S OFFICE TO TAKE ACTION!!!



The past 24 hours have seen a MASSIVE OUTPOURING OF PUBLIC OUTCRY against this West Bottoms eatery.

Finally, we have a statement suitable to report given that my spam filter thankfully rejects the nastier content that's floating around the Internets on this topic.

To wit . . .

TODAY THOUSANDS OF KANSAS CITY RESIDENTS SIGN ON TO A PETITION HOPING TO CANCEL THIS HIPSTER HAMBURGER HANGOUT!!!

NEVERTHELESS, READERS should remain objective. Neither owners nor workers have commented on the record and we know MSM newsies are scrambling to get this story documented.

Here's the latest posted just moments ago . . .

Change.org: Shut Down Rockstar Burgers

Deets, demands and the pitch from petitioners without getting too graphic . . .

"We are not here to debate whether anyone was involved with any one specific thing. The continual reports of trauma and general nuisances out of Rockstar Burgers is enough.

"Help me in closing down this restaurant, and taking away at least one thing . . . utilized to harm, maim the images of, various unnamed people within its walls.

"This is a community project in relation to the CANCEL ROCKSTAR BURGERS protests happening within the week. Please raise awareness, sign the petition, and support any and all of those hassles and otherwise victimized . . ."

More info: Check this deep dive video wherein the narrator describes even more about the sitch . . .



Again, we need to hear both sides of this story but for right now IT'S A FACTUAL STATEMENT AND THERE'S NO DENYING THAT DETRACTORS OF ROCKSTAR BURGERS ARE DOMINATING THE LOCAL INTERNETS and the response to horrifically disgusting allegations has been slow and mostly silent.

You decide . . .

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

The change.org petitioner put her name on it. Seems like she's very confident in the allegations she has been making.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing good about hipster burgers.

And West Bottoms is very unseemly all together.

Anonymous said...

Would be very surprised if Quinton did something. Not really his style. Maybe he'll surprise all of us.

Save KC pets said...

Shut.

It.

Down.

Anonymous said...

they can just move next door to the fort knox of Forte's jackson county.

Anonymous said...

Did someone get butthurt at rockstar burgers, awww, poor babies

Anonymous said...

WTH, all the problems happen in the wee hours. People who signed the petition only have to be at home in bed, and not at Rockstar Burgers, and they'll be fine.

Anonymous said...

YEAH INTERNET PETITIONS ALWAYS WORK

Anonymous said...

Drunks, meth heads and prostitutes have to eat too.

Anonymous said...

I think we should close all the gay bars because of all the diseases faggots spread.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWZZZZ! ONLINE PETITIONS DO NOTHING!!!

Retro ROCKER said...

Sounds like the Motley Crew tour THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD .

Anonymous said...

Now I know where to get a late night snack. Sounds like some damn good time!

Anonymous said...

How about all the bitches on that petition just go somewhere other than Rockstar to eat or drink? Is that so difficult, bitches?

Anonymous said...

How much do those prostitutes charge?

Soapy Sales said...

^^^^ Why don't you stuff a delicious burger in your mouth you sexy beach!

Anonymous said...

3176 signatures. That is a lot of dumb cunts.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Glad you signed!

Anonymous said...

One less hipster place in kc is good for everyone. West bottoms is just another real estate scheme.

Anonymous said...

Most people are freaking out about the videos floating around (there are two) of the owner's girlfriend enjoying "red rocket's special sauce" in the upstairs space.

Anonymous said...

Good gawd, the guy in the video hems and haws and doesn’t even say WHAT and after three minutes, jeez dude, you lost me. Short attention span? Maybe. But just get to the damn point (I still don’t know what it is). Three minutes of you sitting in a dark car beating around the bush doesn’t tell me anything.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Okay boomer. You're late and stupid. Would you like to confess anything else about your shitty life. I bet you're broke too.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^ hey dipshit not everybody has all day to sit around and look on the internet or stupid garbage that doesn't really mean anything in the real world. @8:56 is right on the money. The video doesn't really explain alot neither does this post. The whole situation sounds messed up and maybe the authority should be involved or maybe this is just infighting among the Hipster crowd because some people are just jealous.

Anonymous said...

How much do these meth heads charge?

Danny Minick said...

Didn't expect the video to blow up, lol. Cool.

Anonymous said...

Given the seemingly substantiated rumors (some alleged, some proven), it does need to be shut down and the owner (and perhaps others) should be in jail.

Roofies, coke, drugging women, beastiality, <----videos of such, guns, and other stuff that even halfway decent people find disgusting...shut it down. I wonder if he has friends in high places.

Anonymous said...

Those of you who support those types of things need help.

Anonymous said...

So, the video doesnt really seem to be about the restaurant itself. Its the owners girlfriend that was allegedly having sex with a dog. The guy doesnt do a good job really connecting the restaurant to the sex acts. Tony, this story needs a narrative so that the story is clear. I have been to Rockstar. I thought it was a cool place but that was probably two years ago.

Anonymous said...

In case Rockstar closes, can we be proactive and decide on a new place for small dicked Go Pro douchebros wearing snapbacks to arrive on their welfare level crotch rockets? My biggest fear is that these tweakers who long for the Affliction shirt era will be minus one place to cluster and use MMA references as foreplay with each other.

Anonymous said...

The owner of animalpornstar burgers should be in jail for moving violations alone, from his own videos on his social media. Crappy wrecked wanna be stunt ricer bikes and a old worn out red Corvette. That and a lot of drugs might be enough to seduce some troubled teens, but this guy does not have one good thing going for him, yet fronts like he's just won the superbowl. Would make a great case study for extreme narcissism to the point of total self destruction.