TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY WILD SATURDAY NIGHT IN WESTPORT, MASSIVE BRAWL AND CHECKPOINT FAIL!!!
EPIC BRAWL breaks out tonight in Kansas City's most historic party district.
To wit . . .
PATRONS WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO CHECKPOINTS AMID EPIC WESTPORT BEAT DOWNS EARLY THIS MORNING!!!
To be fair, this party place is ALWAYS home to fights and public beatings so this isn't a new occurrence.
Nevertheless, we're hearing a about a massive police presence throughout the area and a late year indication that party people probs persist despite this year's security crackdown.
Developing . . .
yes, there have always been fights in wesport but that doesn't mean we should get used to it or not try to protect the people who want to enjoy our city safely.
ReplyDeleteNoted.
DeleteThe queers and blacks don’t like each other so they’re always fighting like little girls down there.
ReplyDeleteDon’t let queers and blacks in, if they are causing problems. Just let in normal people who are looking to get drunk and let in the normal bar sluts who are looking to get fucked. That should fix it.
ReplyDeleteTKC BREAKING NEWS!!! SKETCKY INFORMATION EQUATES "EPIC BRAWL!!!" STILL WAITING ON LEGITIMATE NEWS SOURCES SO I CAN SAY "TKC TOLD YOU SO!!!" LATER!!! OR NOT!!!
ReplyDelete"Legitimate news sources"?
ReplyDeleteIn KCMO?
Hahahahaha!!
It was fun.
ReplyDeleteI kicked some ass and got some pussy.
All in all...a good Saturday night.
ReplyDeleteWhen I use to party in Westport there was never trouble.
Most “queers” have better taste than Westport. I’d say this was plain ol’ mouth-breathing, black and white breeder trash, sort of like TKC’s readership demographic.
ReplyDelete7:37 & 8:46 oh chimpy, so angry today, do some monkeyshines for us and it will be all better! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDelete9:09, new repertoire desperately needed, the Chimpy nonsense is tired and lame. And you should probably be evaluated for “laughing” at your own posts; could be early stages of Alzheimer’s.
ReplyDeleteStruck a nerve on Chimpy! Lol
DeleteWhen Copro Boy aka Chimpy stops being tired and lame, 9:09 may do the same. Not likely to happen though.
ReplyDelete9:29: Good point. He keeps forgetting to bring the bananas.
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ReplyDeleteOh Chimpy. I knew you had no effective comebacks! Lol
Delete^^^ Not me.
ReplyDeleteNo? That's your address though. I went to one of your Klan Klavens there.
DeleteI felt for sure it was you. Monkeys make you laugh, and you're almost as smart as one.
Not quite, but almost.
^^^^Not me either
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ReplyDeleteChimpy currently unavailable. He had his keeper feed him some diarrhea inducing food. He and several incel chimp friends who call themselves "The Weirds" are at a poo flinging party. He'll be back soon to display what he learned.
At least the check points didn't let anyone in with a bowling ball or bear spray.
ReplyDelete909 got knocked the fuck out!!! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOh Chimpy. Look how much attention you've got! Too bad it's all making fun of you. Lol
DeleteChimpy is a fuckin neckbeard loser. And he fuckin knows it. Fuck him, fuckin punk Chimpy.
ReplyDeleteWhy are Negroes and Queers always in the drama and crime spotlight ? Please answer Mr. America ?
ReplyDeleteChimpy's fanboy certainly has a right, I suppose, to post here. I'm sure Tony appreciates the clicks, but his repertoire does seem to be severely restricted.
ReplyDeleteThere are a few people who assault Chimpy, some funnier than others.
DeleteChimpy dance for us.
ReplyDeleteChimpy stop flinging poo.
Chimpy eat your peanuts.
Chimpy massage my banana.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
^^^^^
DeleteSo dumb, really good reason to turn comments off. This is just garbage.
I always remind myself never to read the comments and this kind of stupid exchange is why.
Sad thing is there are a few funny and smart people here but this kind of dimwitted back and forth makes it harder to find.
Chimpy, why so mad? Lol
DeleteDon’t flatter yourself, Bubs. You’re definitely not among the few funny and smart people here, but thanks for whining just the same. Please take your place among the dim witted.
ReplyDeleteI was out there. Someone got stabbed.
ReplyDeleteI was out there. Someone got stabbed.
ReplyDeleteBY CHIMPY!!!
Who is chimpy? I dont get it.
Delete^^^^Another species heard from.
ReplyDelete7:50^^^^ liberal loser.
ReplyDelete3:56: "Chimpy" is a term one or more posters with limited abilities to respond rationally use to denigrate those with whom they disagree.
ReplyDeleteSadly, it's a symptom of our era, but one that has been given a degree of acceptance by our president, who does the same. Nevertheless, it is NOCD and should be avoided by anyone who has an IQ of room temperature or above.
False. On both counts.
Delete"Chimpy" is a well known troll on Tkc, whose posts were desperately unoriginal and always pointless--usually mentioning Maude or Matlock, and often ending in 'weird'. They showed no ability to have discussion or even be entertaining as a troll, so someone began humorously characterizing them as a chimp in a zoo. It caught on, in a way, and now Chimpy is appropriately mocked virtually every time he shitposts.
Your TDS is so profound, however, that you link it with Trump and racism when it has nothing to do with either.
The more you know!:)
OK boomers.
ReplyDeleteRealize that westport is safer than your bathrooms.
3:56: As evidenced by the previous four posts, although 9:02 is marginally better than the other three.
ReplyDeleteAnybody out and about in Kansas City after dark is a suicidal idiot. How hard is it for people to figure that out?
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