Sunday, November 03, 2019

SHOCK!!! NOVEL IMAGINES KANSAS VS. MISSOURI ISLAMIC HOLY WAR!!!



Public radio offers high praise for a premise that might or might not connect with locals and the vast majority of residents who don't read fiction because they (mistakenly or correctly) believe it doesn't speak to their real life . . . Take a look:

A Kansas Native's New Novel Reimagines Jayhawkers And Bushwhackers As Muslims And Infidels

Plot:

"Inspired by the American Civil War, Kansastan takes place in a dystopic Kansas that is besieged by its neighboring state, Missouri. Close to the state line, an orphaned and disabled goatherd lives atop a minaret and is relegated to custodial work by the mosque's imam while the threat of occupation looms. When his aunt and cousin arrive, the mosque's congregants believe that the cousin, Faisal, is a young prophet. Faisal comes to also believe in his divinity, stoking the goatherd's envy and hatred. When the cousins fall in love with the same woman, the goatherd hatches a plan to supplant Faisal in all ways possible: as suitor and the mosque's savior. Kansastan is a singular work, infused with Islamic folklore, Quranic lyricism, and Old Testament tales, as American as Cormac McCarthy, and most importantly viciously funny."

You decide . . .

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You don't have to imagine it, Kansas already is dystopic.

Anonymous said...

Yep, sounds like something that would be endorsed on public radio.

Anonymous said...

LETS GET IT ON VAGINAS

Anonymous said...

The death cult already has strong foothold in Kansas. Just a matter of time before Overland Park gets muslim councilman that will be followed quickly with tall minaret that followed by call to pray blasting. Then things really get fun. Halal meat will be forced in Kansas public school with a teaching of islam. Then Kansas gets no go zones in. That followed by random attacks on women and dog killings. All in the name of the pedophile murderus cult leader Charlie Manson Mohammad.

Anonymous said...

Clit trimmng child screwing camel riding goat f__kers, oh boy !

Anonymous said...

Filthy smelly towelheads have no business being in our country. These ingrates bring their death cult with them along with all their diseases. Then when the pieces of shit got here thanks to their Muslim pal in the White House they immediately thought they ran the show. Now we see the results of the nigger browning up America, there’s literally towelheads everywhere representing a huge threat to our country and our safety. When the civil war comes you can be sure they’ll be the first ones that will have to be dealt with they have no business being here

MDLQ said...

USA Akbar!
Shep Smith 2020!

Anonymous said...

They are just coming here to KCMO be a part of our vibrant mega huge and sophisticated metropolis where everyone is getting rich flipping real estate.

Anonymous said...

The Muslims can count on THE KANSAS CITY ATHEIST COALITION for support (who ironically loves to attack Christians) and of course BILL TAMMEUS will bend over to make excuses for them, even though they killed his nephew...and I have heard some of his family despise him for that. Weird.

Ann Coulter's Muse said...

"As American as Cormac McCarthy". Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

As American as Ayman Al-Zawahri.

Anonymous said...

As long as the Muslims end up in fuckoffistan!