Thursday, November 14, 2019
REPORT: KANSAS CITY HOME INTRUDER JUST WANTED TO WARM UP RAMEN!!!
Tonight we celebrate enduring hottie culture and hipster dedication to low-rent cuisine . . .
KCTV5: "A Kansas City burglar caught on camera had some bizarre excuses when the person renting the property came home and caught him."
Police said that when they questioned the man about what he was doing in someone else’s home he told them he was there to “heat up” Ramen noodles. Then he said he decided to “straighten up” the place.
Security video shows that things did not happen that way
If you watch the man’s face in the video, you’ll see that right after he fills up a coffee pot with water he realizes he is caught inside another man’s home.
He tried to play it cool and said, “How are y'all doing?”
Of course the rest of the story is a forgone conclusion and the tragic tale of a dude who has been in trouble with the law constantly.
But here at TKC, at least in these late night hours, we choose to focus on the positive and hope that we can all find a bit of humor in a story wherein nobody was hurt and this cost-effective delicacy was touted yet again.
You decide . . .