KANSAS CITY PCP NAKED DUDE ATTACKS!!!



Here's the most exciting/terrifying/horrible thing that happened today which kind of fact checks all of the other political talking points.

The lineup:

KSHB: KCPD arrests naked man, high on PCP, who jumped off roof, tried to attack homeowner

KCTV5: Just after noon on Wednesday the homeowner said he saw the man throwing items of a second-story window of the victim’s home before he climbed out of the window, went onto the roof and then jumped off belly-first, “like Peter Pan.”

KMBC: ‘PCP is a heckuva drug.’ KCPD stops bloody, naked man who jumped off roof from attacking homeowner

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Finally, a good example of local momentum.

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  2. We all know who uses PCP.

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    1. The same people who molest 3yr old kids

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  3. TOP PHOTO -- SCREAMS FROM MY FATHER

    When Barack jumped from the roof, he fell like ANGEL DUST to the ground, and began searching for MUNCHies!!!

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