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Drafting God and Satan into political rolesNow that we're past Thanksgiving, I want to back up a few days and think about some strange ways recently that religion and politics have crossed paths in the U.S. U.S. Energy Secretary Rick Perry said the other day that...
Now that we're past Thanksgiving, I want to back up a few days and think about some strange ways recently that religion and politics have crossed paths in the U.S. U.S. Energy Secretary Rick Perry said the other day that...
God generally doesn’t give a fuck who is president, he only cares what they do as president. God probably doesn’t want Mayor Pete to win because he is a homosexual, but if he undergoes conversion therapy and becomes normal, God would be ok with him.
This column sets a new level of arrogance and idiocy even by Tammeus standards. I like that he uses the phrase "amateur theologian," as if theology is actually some sort of science.No one has any greater standing in matters of theology than anyone else; it's all opinion. It doesn't matter if it's the pope, a hobo, or a middle-aged accountant; all have the same credentials.Tammeus is a puffed up fool . . . and one who more often than not uses religion to justify his own political beliefs. What a sad and annoying little man.
Did god ordain the Black Revs? No. Why? No such thing. Everything you have been taught is a lie. Black Revs are self appointed grifters who refuse to get real work. Lazy fuckers. Self appointment and promotion is different than being ordained. Ordination is fiction at best.
6:25: Shouldn't you be out buying Bibles for your family's presents again this year. You might get a deal at Half Price Books' clearance rack.
God has changed his mind about homosexuals. Look at Church of Resurrection, like 90% of their members are gay. They want homosexuals to be allowed to marry and have leadership positions within the Methodist church.
Is the mythical god America-centric?Anyone who believes that a virgin gave birth to the "son of god" is an idiot who will believe anything.
Yes, Byron they will believe anything. They will believe that someday you will overcome your retardation. That you will stop defrauding the government and stop living of the taxpayers. Well, almost anything.
all humans do is lay waste to the natural environment and act like idiots in their boxes of self destruction.
Gawd indeed selected our great president. So fuck you Billy and your always stupid blathering.
^^^ Maybe "Gawd" did select Trump as a tool in his quest to destroy the USA, but GOD has something special in mind for that lying, cheating whoremonger. Maybe after the next emergency trip to Walter Reed for "routine tests".
God can do anything. So he didn't stop (but he could have) Trump from being President. God can use evil people and good people for his purposes. God has destroyed many bad leaders and turned some bad leaders into good leaders. If God can make something as complicated as DNA, and the whole universe, I am sure God can place who he wants in power. Of course God can punish a group of people by allowing a bad leader. He even allowed the disobeying Jews to be overthrown and ruled by Roman leaders. But anyone who says God directly placed Trump in office is a bit presumptiuos as nobody can read God's mind. If you could you would be greater than God.
God and Satan both were interviewed of late and neither one would accept the blame for Byron.You know when neither of those two will accept you you're fucked to spend eternity floating in space with nobody to hear your insane ramblings.Byron lives in his own little world and can't understand why nobody else wants to live there.....well duh!
......every time a woman bites a apple........a angel loses 'his' balls. right?
God will do as he pleases. If God wants to do nothing, then that's the way it is. He will "settle up" with everyone later anyway.
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