Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Will Kansas City Toy Train Streetcar Tavern Serve Government Cheese?!?!

Restaurant review of a new joint dedicated to the most heavily taxpayer subsidized development project in the history of this town. A few clever names for the foodie items but, sadly, patrons have to pay their own tab instead of passing it along to taxpayers like the architects of this plan. #Deverloperburger.

Streetcar Grille & Tavern Now Open in the Crossroads, Serving Elevated Pub Fare

With Kansas City streetcar stops directly outside of its doors, Streetcar Grille and Tavern is certainly aptly named. It is also the latest entrant in a Crossroads restaurant boom, and one designed to pull in a broad, sports- and beer-loving audience.

7 comments:

chuck said...

It's really good but the entrees start at around 200 Million.

Hyperblogal said...

It's not open if there's rain, ice, or traffic accident.

Anonymous said...

The clientele is mostly bums, drug addicts and recently released felons who would like to meet your daughter and take her to see Tech 9.

chuck said...

I will be taking the whole family down for the "Dine And Dash" special. The main course is a salad made from the greens surrounding the actual spot where the Mayor dove into the bushes in front of the Cheesecake Factory, seasoned with a cordite dressing. The presentation is accompanied by the finale in the 1812 Overture and you eat it off of the floor, under a table.

Yummy!!!

Anonymous said...

^^What family???: What friends, and with what money?? You're broke bitch! LOL!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. You don't have friends, and you don't know what money is. Your family is back in the jungle dumb monkey! ;)

Anonymous said...

Elevated Pub Fare, translation, Same old S&^$ but more expensive...