VAPORWARE MONDAY: HYPERLOOP JUST TAXPAYER TECH MARKETING SCHEME!!!



Here's a fun fact that every "journalist" in Kansas City glossed over today . . .

TECH REQUIRED TO POWER HYPERLOOP DOES NOT EXIST!!!

It's a simple but important detail that might interfere with their plans. IF the plan was anything but garnering a ton of cash from state and municipal governments impressed by fun rides, suits from silicon valley and some nice drawing pitched and even paid for by taxpayers.

Here's the quick roundup of politicos and bureaucrats taking the bait and wanting Missouri to do R&D despite the horrific consolidations of local roads.

Read more from newsies too bored, scared, uninterested or pressed for time to ask tough questions:

KMBC: If the Virgin Hyperloop One came to Missouri, it would be possible to go from Kansas City to St. Louis in just 30 minutes.

Startland: Show Me Hyperloop -- Missouri panel confident it can win route with $300M+ test track

KCUR: Missouri Blue Ribbon Panel On Hyperloop Releases Its Report

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Comments

  1. I hope this happens just to piss off you disgusting shit head internet trolls.
    I will be the first to ride it to Columbia for a Mizzou ball game at the taxpayer funded stadiums on campus.


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  2. It’s reported to be 30 million a mile. Who wants to travel to St. Louis or KC that bad? Both are in the top 10 dangerous cities. Are bike lanes also gonna be made?

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  3. Joseph Turner10/28/19, 6:27 PM

    And it’s so awesome that my world-renowned and beloved alma mater is spearheading the project.

    https://engineering.missouri.edu/2018/09/mizzou-engineers-figure-feasibility-of-hyperloop/

    Nothing compares to the intellect and genius of a Mizzou engineer. I am living proof of that.

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    1. World-renowned, mizzou.......really? Right up there with MIT huh,LOL.

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    2. Mizzou, the Grambling of the Midwest

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  4. Why yes you are Mr. Turner! Keep up the great work and thank you for your service to the citizens of Missouri.

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  5. I think I’m gonna puke

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  6. Will. Never. Happen.

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  7. TOP PHOTO -- VIRGIN SACRIFICE

    The Hyperloop One board of directors include co-founder Shervin Pishevar, who took a leave of absence from Hyperloop One in December 2017 after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct, and Ziyavudin Magomedov, a Russian billionaire who was arrested on embezzlement charges in 2018!!!

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  8. Lucas has already has a presser hyping how KCMO has a chance to be cutting-edge and focus the spotlights of the world on itself.
    It will be even bigger than THE streetcar!
    Before one of the 12th and Oak clowns gives these grifters the combination to the city's safe, won't someone please try to provide some adult supervision and just a little common sense?
    So much for the three-day focus on curbing violence and homicides.

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  9. Blue Ribbon Panel


    LMAO

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  10. I notice all the high dollar lawfirms in KC are promoting it. n

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  11. Will never happen. Mo. doesn't have the skills or the money to pull this off. If they think they are just gonna come in here and build it, they got it all wrong.

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  12. ...."I really don't care.........Do you?"

    Malaria Trump....sometime ago.

    .......y'know.

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  13. Byron Funkhouser10/29/19, 12:15 AM

    ^^Yes, but we want you to do us a favor, though.

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  14. ^^Says the profoundly retarded person

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  15. Question: Why would you want to go from one city, say KC to St. Louis in 30 minutes. Need to get there to off someone that disses you?

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  16. Only Trump would take Lindsey Graham to the World Series instead of Barron Trump.

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