Credit to THE BEST, BRIGHTEST AND MOST KICK-ASS DENIZENS of our blog community for sharing his meme that's apropos for Monday.
The upcoming Downtown baseball stadium that this town definitely can't afford is the "wild" idea thrown into the mix.
And so, here's all of the tried & true hipster stories that newsies and mostly public TV & radio put on blast to convince locals that things are getting better amid a historic murder spike.
Checkit:
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Very nice. It's like a cheat sheet for KCUR's program schedule this week.
ReplyDelete"Unused community garden" had me giggling.
ReplyDeleteWhat!
ReplyDeleteNo mention of THE streetcar?
Isn't that really why the millions of tourists pour into downtown KCMO year after year?
Or maybe they all just want to damage their vehicles on the poorly maintained streets.
KCMO will be Portland any day now!
^^^and you'll be dead any day now. Yea!
ReplyDeleteChimpy! Your monkey lifespan will not allow you to be a geezer! Lol
DeleteThis kind of generic crap may attract millennial's from rural Kansas and Missouri.
ReplyDeleteWow weez movin to the big city! I got a job with Cerner!
^^Don't worry gramps, you can stay in your rented trailer in the Frogville trailer park quietly running out the string on your uneventful & wasted life.
ReplyDeleteOh Chimpy. So jealous of humans. Isn't Matlock on in the ape house? You love it so much lol
Delete^^Says the profoundly retarded person
ReplyDeleteHow come they forgot 5th most dangerous small city in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteOr 5th worst run city in the U.S.
They should have Chatting with Chimpy the Geezer (10:42) on TKC
ReplyDeleteAnd Chimpy the geezers pal Jason Grill
ReplyDeleteErich Fonke... he'd like to take the city's downtown streetcar to and from games.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't own property or pay any property taxes in KCMO.
LOL
Any announcement of how the President enjoyed his very first World Series Baseball Game?
ReplyDelete^^No but he just posted this instead which to me is more important than some overpaid bitches playing with a ball.
ReplyDeleteThe S&P just hit an ALL TIME HIGH. This is a big win for jobs, 401-K’s, and, frankly, EVERYONE! Our Country is doing great. Even killed long sought ISIS murderer, Al-Baghdadi. We are stronger than ever before, with GREAT upward potential. Enjoy! Donald Trump 10/28/2019
Trump 2020
ReplyDeleteMAGA=KAG 2020
ReplyDelete@12:54, the DJIA record all time high is $27,359.16, set on July 15, 2019 - today's high so far has been $17. 095.14 - sorry just another twittered lie by the Con Man In Chief.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. I see that you don't understand the difference between the S&P and the DJIA.
DeleteSo you're really an idiot twice, if you think about it.;)
1:46 was just utterly and flagrantly destroyed - it was actually a bit difficult to watch.
ReplyDeleteExactly, not to mention that the DJIA high point also took place on Trump's watch.
DeleteIt's like a public service announcement for Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Trump confessed to his crime, & then asked China to investigate the Bidens on live television.
ReplyDeletePeople suffering from Trump Deification Syndrome don't care.
The markets are seemingly doing well because Wall Street decided to ignore the deficit. Reality will come calling soon enough. You'll probably blame Obama.