TKC MUST SEE!!! POLICE DESPERATELY SEEKING BRAZEN, CHUBBY KANSAS CITY NORTHLAND BANK ROBBERS!!!



In the age of ubiquitous digital surveillance it's always surprising to witness old school bank robberies.

Even better, a double take on this story reveals that it wasn't starvation which inspired this two pudgy public enemies . . .

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KCTV5: KCPD looking for 2 suspects that robbed a bank on Barry Road

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KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Police are investigating a bank robbery that occurred on Monday afternoon. Kansas City police were called to North American Savings Bank located at 7012 NW Barry Road around 4:45 p.m. There were two suspects and they are described as males in their mid-30s around 250lbs to 300lbs and were both wearing face cover ups.

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  1. Ain't diversity grand ?

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  2. He obviously doesn't need the money to buy food.
    What else could it be?

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    1. Probably not drugs. Too fat to be a coke head.

      They look white to me, look at the shoes. Very small old white man feet.

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    2. Check the faces, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Black faces, as usual.

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  3. Nah, they be jigs. Jigs like to rob things.

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  4. Dammit! Blacks are stupid.

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    1. Dammit!. Your a bitch made kraka.!

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    2. 7:09 proving the case. Try English.

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    3. Ok, he's a bitch made saltine.

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    4. Ah, the amusing pidgin jargon of the sub saharan intellect, lol

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    5. ^^^Ah,the amazing short dick trying to make himself feel better

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  5. At least if they get in a foot chase the KCPD will have a chance.

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  6. A Ferrari sweat shirt in XXL. He wouldn't fit in a Ferrari.

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  7. They would make easy targets in a rational society that allows use of deadly force when somebody enters the bank with a gun drawn.

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  8. Byron Funkhouser10/29/19, 10:54 AM

    A healthy society would snuff him out and ship his entire family back to shithole africa.

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  9. He is wearing a Ferrari emblem hoodie. Those are rare. Someone can identify him from that alone.

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  10. Byron Funkhouser10/29/19, 2:24 PM

    I did not make the comment at 10:54.

    A healthy society would speak out so often, & so loudly, against racism that the racist would all crawl back under their rock.

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  11. 2:24, define "race" and "racism" for us so we'll all know what you're talking about. As it is, we suspect you use the terms to describe whatever you don't agree with.

    Oh, and give us your definition of "Nazi" too. Same suspicion.

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  12. ^^You asked to many questions his brain will be fried for days to come.

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  13. Fat??? Probably wearing armor.

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  14. Byron Funkhouser10/29/19, 3:48 PM

    I did not say "shithole" Africa, just Africa.

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  15. You will find this guy at the casino with the loot putting it all on BLACK.

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