Thursday, October 17, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY WITCHES EXCITED OVER RUMOR: FORMER FIRST LADY & AUTHOR GLORIA SQUITIRO MIGHT BE BACK IN TOWN FOR PSYCHIC FAIR!!!



Apropos for #TBT and Halloween, faithful readers might remember that former Kansas City "First Lady" Gloria Squitiro single-handedly destroyed her husband's political career and any hope of real incentive and spending reform for this cowtown.

Now she's selling a historical narrative that was written nearly a decade too late.

However . . .

Given that this infamous local lady brought smudge sticks, mystic crystals and her bare feet to the Mayor's office . . .

KANSAS CITY WITCHES, WICCANS AND PAGANS CELEBRATE WORD THAT GLORIA SQUITIRO MIGHT VISIT THEIR ANNUAL PSYCHIC FAIR GATHERING!!!

Quick note . . .

"Hey TKC, just bought her book and it's really great. I'm hoping to see Gloria Squitiro at this year's Psychic Fair. I believe she made an appearance previously and was welcomed with open arms when the rest of KC seemed to be scorning her. It would be a great place to show off her book and talk about her journey!"

A glimpse at the festivities . . .

KMBZ: The annual Psychic Fair returns for its 49th year in Kansas City

The Psychical Research Society of Kansas City is hosting its 49th Annual Psychic Fair this weekend.

Event coordinator Roberta Hustead says a lot has changed in the past five decades.

"49 years ago, people were not very accepting of things like tarot readings and astrology," Hustead said. "So these were like-minded people who got together to discuss and to research their ideas in an environment that was safe."

Credit where it's due . . . When we think about making "alternative" faith practices in the Mayor's office acceptable . . . She MIGHT have been a pioneer and right now her publishing adventures are doing better than her husband's old & busted magazine.

Good news . . .



Her book is now 50% OFF on Amazon and getting closer to a price that TKC can afford!!!

Accordingly, we welcome back Ms. Squitiro and her hubby to KC and notice they've been hanging around town a lot more lately . . . Nevertheless, because "that sh*t is the devil" as my Grandma's neighbor used to say about tarot cards & such . . . We'll be keeping a safe distance from this event.

You decide . . .

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Surprised that she doesn't have a booth already pre ordered.

Anonymous said...

she was a weird one but I agree. She is doing better and has more opportunity than her husband if she wants it.

If Funk was smart she would have jumped ship at Governing BEFORE it went under. Now he's a failed mayor And a failed publisher. A bad look for a guy who had good intentions but lacked the skill to carry them through.

Kj said...

Gloria was great and quite wholesome when you think it. Now we've got no first lady and just Quinton playing besties with Sharice Davids.

Anonymous said...

Why would she visit the Hellhole of the Midwest? Entertainment?

Anonymous said...

That crazy bitch...

Anonymous said...

Funk may be a failed politician and a failed publisher, but he’s a smashing success when compared to his retard brother, Byron.

Anonymous said...

i hear the convention is going to be at missouri western mental health, where she belongs!

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

Just when I was completely indifferent to her, she goes to a psychic fair. And now I’m left with thinking she’s a lunatic

Anonymous said...

Gloria!

She always did have a better sense of humor than Funk. KC should have just elected her to office.

4th District Voter said...

Please stay in D.C. both of you. And think about taking Byron with you.

On the bright side said...

She is at least looking better these days.

Anonymous said...

Damn this city is so fucked up now that I'm actually nostalgic for that old Marfan's Syndromey fellow Smart-with-the-monney-Houser.

Anonymous said...

Your Grandmother said witchcraft was of the devil? Really? I think she was repeating someone else - like God, Christ and the Bible. They clearly stated that witchcraft and fortune telling was evil, of the devil and its participants will go to hell. Its not nice to insult and piss off God, the creator!

Anonymous said...

Funk did get MORE votes than Jim Rowland in the final election, that got Funk kicked out. Yes less votes than Funk. Now he runs the sports complex.

Anonymous said...

So, the bitch is a witch. Oooga-Booga. Wonder why she didn't cast a spell on her old man so that he would have been a better Mayor?

Anonymous said...

Yes, she's a lunatic, and a liar as well.
(Who's her ghost writer?)

Anonymous said...

Not the craziest person to come out of West Virginia, but close.