Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Singularity Seyz KC Royals Suck 2020

The Singularity is a term for the point in the future when technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, resulting in unfathomable changes to human civilization. And even the the Royals still wouldn't be able to keep a decent pitching squad together for more than 6 months.

Take a look:

The Kansas City Royals offseason, as predicted by artificial intelligence

The 2019-2020 Kansas City Royals offseason should be a relatively eventful one for a team coming off consecutive 100-loss seasons. For the first time in almost a decade, there will be a new face as the manager. And for the first time since essentially 1993, the Royals will have a new face of ownership.


Anonymous said...

AI is about as reliable as the jackson county assessment department.

Charlie Horse said...

Who thinks they'll jack up the parking and ticket prices next year? A coke for $9.99 at the park? Go feck yourself Royals.