Wednesday, October 16, 2019

PERFECT VILLAGE CHURCH SENDS HEALING PRAYERS TO KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES!!!



Today's local sacrilege and a publicity stunt for the other fading American Sunday pastime . . .

Fox4KC: Prairie Village church to hold prayer services for Mahomes’ injured ankle

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"With the last two games, we kind of thought that they may need some type of help," said Dave Burton, facilities director at Asbury United Methodist church in Prairie Village. "We knew that his ankle was injured so we decided to possibly have a healing service to help him heal that ankle quicker."

The church plans to hold prayer services Sunday morning to ask for God's help in healing Mahomes' injured ankle.

You decide . . .

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That church must never read their Bibles! Christ spoke about many important things in the bible. Such as death, life, kids, wealth, crime, love, hate, food, illness and family. Christ never ONCE spoke about sports. Even in a parable. NOT ONCE. Why - because sports "my body is better than yours" is the ultimate in fleeting pride and vanity. During and before Christ's time there was sports - archery, javlin throwing, rowing, horse races, chariot races, wrestling, greek marathons of many distances, climbing sports, swimming races, sword fights, boxing, acrobats, fishing contests. But all of it was pride and vanity not worth mentioning according to Christ. All those great Greek athletes and world champions are now nameless clumps of dust in a forgotten burial ground. it was all temporary Pride. And Pride was Satan's original sin! Pray for something else more important!

Anonymous said...

^^^ What he said. Plus, it's just stupid.

Anonymous said...

I thought this article was a joke till I read it. I guess Mahoomes is a God to many people. Why don't the church pray for me? Guess I aint important to anyone.

Anonymous said...

Will that prayer work, originating from Prairie Village? God might be pissed off at Prairie Village for being so faggot-friendly.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO


You got to be kidding me.

Anonymous said...

We will find out Thursday if the prayer worked. It might work since it is a Methodist church and the Methodists voted to not let homosexuals get married in the Methodist church. God abhors homosexuals.

Anonymous said...

But your wife doesn’t though, she cleans more carpets than a Stanley Steamer.

Anonymous said...

God doesn’t care about football. He does care about football fans, but not homosexual football fans. The prayer won’t be successful

Anonymous said...

I think God cares about homosexual football fans. He made them along with everyone else. He may never bless them during their lives like he does his followers. But he allows them to live. However God did not make their sin and hates it so much that if not forgiven by the day they die, he will send them to hell forever. Yes forever. You can't work your way out of hell. The sentence for sexual perversion is (eternal) "Life in prison". People are just too polite to inform them of this fact. Praying for Mahoomes is silly.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- HAIL MARY PASS

The Bible referenced the Chiefs when it spoke of healing the lame!!!

Anonymous said...

Think we can get a prayer for the poor?