Friday, October 18, 2019
MAHOMES CRUNCHED!!! SHOWTIME QB TOO SOFT FOR THE NFL AND SEASON OVER FOR THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!
In Perfect Village this week, the faithful said prayers for Patrick Mahomes and his injured ankle that were either unheard or angered the Almighty given the misplaced priories and weak sauce PR effort. Therefore, the Chiefs QB's ankle was struck down in an not-so-super-natural pile of big-ass 300lb linemen . . . Hence, nobody really knows why bad things happen to good people . . . We can only be certain that most of us are COMPLETELY MISTAKEN in thinking of ourselves as good people.
Accordingly, here's the deal . . .
QB PATRICK MAHOMES WAS A BRILLIANT, FLASHY SENSATION BUT THE BRUTALITY OF THE NFL PROVED TOO ROUGH FOR HIS SHOWTIME GAME BASED MOSTLY ON PLAYGROUND TRICK PLAYS!!! NOW HE'S DAMAGED GOODS & THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS CAN KISS THIS SEASON GOODBYE!!!
Does anybody even know the backup QB's name?
A teachable moment . . .
GREEDY KANSAS CITY HYPE HAS RUINED YET ANOTHER PROMISING CAREER GIVEN THAT THIS TOWN IS SO DESPERATE FOR A HERO AT DISCOUNT PRICES!!!
One more . . .
THE MAHOMES MYSTIQUE WAS ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS THAT LITERALLY SENT HIM TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE HE CLEARLY BELIEVED HIS OWN HYPE!!!
He'll be limping around the rest of his life because he was too young and overconfident to challenge Coach Andy Reid's obtuse play calling.
Fanboys will talk about recovery from a "minor patellar dislocation" but the guy's leg is garbage now and he'll never be able to move around the way he once did. Fact is, the violence of the NFL simply doesn't allow for longevity and grid iron success isn't a sustainable or a safe bet. Despite more protection around QBs, it's still a very rough game and the average NFL career is one of the shortest in the sporting world . . . Right up there with those youngster gymnasts who are regularly tortured and raped just for the opportunity to entertain fat tourists at the Olympics.
Brief aside . . .
People rarely understand how cruel sports can be . . .
A sample headline for a global perspective:
Rio is “cleaning the streets” of its homeless children prior to the Olympics
Here's a hint: Those youngsters didn't get a free ride to a nice farm orphanage in the country. That would've been nice but history informs us that a lot of them were probably just killed by police.
But I digress . . .
The point here is that sports is merciless and football is no exception.
What's more important for locals to understand is that a horrific injury suffered on prime-time TV in order sell boner pills is merely the cost of doing business for this corporation that has no qualms about subsidizing the fun & games of fanboys with the cash of crime-ridden urban core enclaves.
Yes, the physicality of NFL football is cruel but the real barbarism takes place in the front office.
And so we share these links on a sad topic with the understanding that most residents desperately avoid the realization that most of what this town believes is nothing more than marketing lies propping up one of many ponzi schemes which power Kansas City.
Arrowhead Pride: Patrick Mahomes to miss three weeks, pending MRI result, per report
Fox News: Patrick Mahomes injury draws unsettling reactions from Chiefs teammates: 'It looked deformed'
ESPN: Kelce on Mahomes: 'His knee didn't even look like a knee'
CBS Sports: Patrick Mahomes' knee injury and projected recovery timetable, as explained by medical expert
Deadspin: Why coach Andy Reid decided to have his quarterback run such a chaotic play while nursing a bad ankle is beyond me . . .
You decide . . .