There are many stories worth mentioning this afternoon.
We'll get to all the news in a sec . . .
For right now this is the most important news item of all . . . Even local TV highlights the clucker crackdown with bad puns:
'Fowl' play? Kansas City police take suspects, chicken into custody after burglary
What the cluck: KCPD finds chicken in kitchen cabinets after responding to call
Officers were called to a burglary in the 2500 block of East 22nd Street, where they pursued suspects who fled from a home where they were trespassing. Witnesses pointed officers to a vacant home in the 2200 block of Prospect Avenue where the suspects were hiding.Officers arrested two men for trespassing and one woman for a felony warrant. As police cleared the house, a chicken wandered out of one of the cabinets . . . It appeared the chicken was living in the cabinets for quite some time. The home was boarded up following the investigation. The chicken was taken in by the city's Animal Control Division and will be available for adoption in 10 days at KC Pet Project.
THE OFFICERS HAVE NAMED THE CHICKEN: NUGGET!!!
Developing . . .
Immediately granted parole by the prosecutor's office?
ReplyDeleteThat chicken was running for it's life!!! He/She/They/It thought it was Fry-Day.
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That chicken hasn't worked since 2016. It was Secretary Of War in Obama's Cabinet.
ReplyDeleteThat's a picture of Byron's other brother, Funky Chicken.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you get when you cross a chicken with Beyonce?
ReplyDeleteBeautiful music when you phluck her.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with the City Council?
ReplyDeleteA Hen House Grocery Store that loses money in a distressed neighborhood.
Okay, I'm done, tip your waitress...
ReplyDeleteEvidence of the caliper of crime KCPD is capable of solving. Look... everybody is all smiles. You cant make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over the cop with the name Crooks.
ReplyDeleteFunky Chicken, now that's priceless.
ReplyDeleteThat cop is a doll.
ReplyDeleteHe can choke my chicken any time he likes.
The chicken was making money under the table.
ReplyDeleteThe Kansas City Police Department actually show up?
ReplyDeletefriday is fried chicken night, not tuesday!
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