Wednesday, October 09, 2019

KANSAS CITY SERVING SUSTAINABILITY: THERE ARE THREE DOZEN HIPSTER COFFEE SHOPS NEAR DOWNTOWN!!!



Fun fact from a favorite Kansas City advocate for all things in & around the loop . . .

STAUBIO GUIDES US TO THREE DOZEN MOSTLY MEDIOCRE COFFEE SHOPS NEAR DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY!!!



Sadly, there's only one Starbucks hidden inside a hotel . . . There are a few standouts but most are mediocre at best and soon to close given that the the toy train scheme only is powered by fake numbers, hype and tourists who don't actually need to maintain a caffeine addiction in order to get work done.

Don't get glittery, there are alternatives like this enduring space in Midtown that has managed to thrive despite a significant hobo clientele along with TKC trying to be healthy (and failing) every other week . . .



You decide . . .

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better title: KC coffee crash coming soon.

Kran said...

Just wondering how much f*cking pumpkin spice KC consumes between October & November. Probably enough to kill a horse.

Anonymous said...

I caught the guy claiming to be Byron posting from a coffee shop. He is NOT Byron. He IS, though, laughing at you.

Anonymous said...

Ride the toy train and have a cup of coffee. The hipster life.

Anonymous said...

^^better than shitting on a blog all day, and watching Matlock all night. The geezer life.

Anonymous said...

When you sell a cup of coffee for $5 that cost 25 cents to produce it doesn't take a lot of volume to cover the overhead. Better gross profit than the $8 beers.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy, your life is monkey masturbation! Do better. Lol

Anonymous said...

Or, Matt, we could take a tour of unrepaired infrastructure, murder scenes, and downtown attractions that were fraudulently sold to the voters! What a fun little fall activity! How precious!

Anonymous said...

^^or we could say inside, on the computer, afraid of our shadows. No meaningful existence outside of this shitty blog. Full diapers, tapioca in the fridge, and Matlock and Fox News on the TV. How cozy & charming!

Anonymous said...

Oh Chimpy. It's funny when you pretend to be human. Now give the computer back to the nice zookeeper lady and get back to your hoots and grunts. Lol

Anonymous said...

It might not be a better profit margin when you think about customers. Bar goers buy several drinks and run up huge tabs. Coffee goer go in, grab a coffee, sit in a comfy chair and then fuck around on their iphone for like an hour and leave. They aren't buying multiple coffee drinks. There are way too many coffee shops downtown and it's going to suck when they go out of business

Anonymous said...

^^^ Just like they will leave KC for the next latest and greatest hipster novelty somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing that video. Mike is a legit dude.