Wednesday, October 02, 2019

El Bryan Jokes Kansas City Horrific Season Of Pumpkin Spice Climate Change

A guide to enjoying the big picture whilst the "basic" locals continue their habitual complaining.

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny.

Fall now has so many products associated with it and that's hard to keep up from pumpkin spice to craft beers. Beverage season has arrived.

Greedo said...

of course.

And we also wait for Bryan's stalker to show off his mental problems and get deleted about an hour later then spend a few days crying about it. Our new tradition here! Because that dude is a totally stable and productive member of society.

Anonymous said...

I waited a week for this post and all I got was a shitty, childish deadpan joke about climate change that looks to be scribbled out on a bar napkin by a 5 year old. Bravo, Stalder. Thanks for nothing.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Fair play.

Anonymous said...

@9:22-sounds like you're a complete failure at life. Why would you wait a week? Why don't you have a life. Loser.

Anonymous said...

Same could be said for you, Greedo, as licking out tranny asshole in the Missy B's shitter is not exactly productive, you faggot. The next time you think of sharing your opinion with anyone, I hope you reconsider, and instead, fling yourself out into highway traffic.

Greedo said...

^^^^ Stable genius!

Anonymous said...

@9:22 Maybe. But still accurate, you were still thinking it, still needed said at least once & ELB is still the BEST.

Anonymous said...

Funny shiz Bryan.

Anonymous said...

Oh damn, that's some real quality shit you made there, Bryan! Soooooo original! Soooooo deep! You must have really reached deep down into your heart and soul to create such a masterpiece. I mean, wow. I wanted you to know that I'm gonna make a few more of these vapid, shameless plugs all over reddit for you in hopes of becoming your friend. Real funny shiz(?) bryan, funny funny shiz(?). Sooo funny and clever shiz(?). Whatever that word means, sry just trying to be as clever as you. Please friend me, I'm desperate.

Anonymous said...

Really? You would have to receive a lobotomy in order to find this funny...

Anonymous said...

^^^ almost think this is the "artist" trolling himself. He has sunk deeper into alcoholism over the years.

Anonymous said...

^^^^So’s your wife or don’t you know?

Anonymous said...

Hey Bryan, it's your neighbor again.. I saw you out walking your pet gorilla the other day. Sorry, forgot her name. Could you please stop letting it shit in my driveway? Also, one of your sprogs snuck out last night and ate my cat. I tried to net it but its treed itself in my back yard. It's still up there so if you could come get it when you have a chance. Thanks.