Thursday, October 31, 2019
CELEBRATE 75TH ANNUAL KANSAS CITY HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY!!!
Victoria's Secret hotties might be trying to change their image but here at TKC we lovingly cling to our traditions.
To wit . . .
CELEBRATE THE TKC 75TH ANNUAL KANSAS CITY COSTUME PARTY!!!
Here's a quick look at the guest list and why they're important to local life . . .
Kansas City Convention Hotel Bell Boy Mike Burke
Kansas City hotel occupancy rates are garbage and there's a glut in the local industry. And so, local power player Mike Burke will have to hustle to turn a profit besides his own pay day. His costume is actually much more honest than the guy who beat him for mayor but basically served as a grocery store clerk for developers.
New KCI Hype Machine Dresses Up Lack Of Progress
So far all we've seen from this tragic project is dumb-ass renderings and one of the worst traffic setups in the metro during construction. Meanwhile, it's unlikely this town will be happy with the end result that will debut possibly some time before 2030. If we're lucky.
Crematia Mortem Helps Celebrate KC's Scary Past
This lady is one of our ALL TIME LOCAL FAVES AND SHE DEFINES LATE NIGHT KANSAS CITY for a great many Gen-X and Boomer TV watchers. No discussion of this town's campy history is complete without her.
Jackson County Exec Frank White In Glory Days Costume Amid Property Tax Crisis
For a local politician, Frank White was a heck of a baseball player. Tragically, that's just about his only claim to fame and what's keeping him in office whilst so many taxpayers fear they'll get booted out of their homes after their faulty tax bills show up in the mail.
Kansas City Weed Activists Smoke The Competition
Kansas City weed activists have been flying high over the past few weeks and after storming City Hall and talking to a locked door . . . They deserve to have a good time. No matter what their costume. They probably won't remember.
And So . . .
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR OWN KANSAS CITY COSTUME SUGGESTIONS AS OUR PARTY WILL GO ON LATE INTO THE NIGHT!!!
Have a safe and fun Halloween, we hope to see readers and all of the lucky souls who survive this scary, cold-ass night for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!