The current pop culture nomenclature refers to nearly any creature that white ladies want to drag into a coffee shop as an "emotional support animal" . . . Now, check local farmers cashing in on the trend and offering locals a bigger cowtown embrace at a rural Instagram trap . . . Take a look:
Cow cuddling is said to be a moo-ving experience
Kansas City, MO - If you're looking for cows in the Midwest, you don't have to go far. It's kind of what we're known for, or at least, how the assumption goes. Now comes something called "cow cuddling", which is apparently a new 'wellness' trend. It's literally hugging cows.
I prefer to do my "cow cuddling" around a steak at the dinner table .
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ReplyDeleteBut according to AOC the cows are bad because they fart too much and are going to kill us. You know the climate change thing and all.
Careful - cows are big and powerful animals. They can be dangerous even when not provoked.
ReplyDeleteI Drove to Inspendence Missouri a few times and Saw some Cow,Cuddling. And I tell you That Buffett line was long .If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a Bamby your wife. From my personal point of view. Get a Cow to marry you
ReplyDeleteI went to a cow hugging event a awhile back.
ReplyDeleteHorribly disappointed!!
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