Wednesday, September 04, 2019

TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY POLITICAL FAVE JASON KANDER PROMOTING CHELSEA HANDLER COMEDY TIX WHILST DEMOCRATIC PARTY LOYALISTS DESPERATELY HOPE FOR HIS COMEBACK!!!



A recent social media message reveals a hometown hero making the very best of Instagram whilst looking much better, happier and living the good life with celebrity friends . . .

Jason Kander Via Insta: Hey #KC, my friend @chelseahandler is in town Nov 21. Do like the Kanders and get your tix now!

Don't hate, the promo seems on brand for both the lady comic and Mr. Kander's ever increasing crowd of followers. More info on the progressive comedy celebration from the best & brightest among our blog community . . .

Chelsea Handler Kansas City

"Chelsea Handler Live in Kansas City, Missouri! Chelsea Handler is back for the Life Will Be The Death Of Me Tour in 2019."

You decide . . .

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

seems like he should have a "sponsored" tag on that post. Not a big deal, Instagram is pretty friendly toward marketers.

Anonymous said...

Don't be jelly, Tk. This guy obviously has it made. AND his people know how to use a beauty filter very effectively.

Cgc said...

Agree. Marketing win. Probably sold a few thousand tickets.

Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Diana Kander is very beautiful

Anonymous said...

I Got Nothing......

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Lulz. I think that's the point of socialism. You win!

Karl Sparks said...

Did he get remarried? Good for him!

Anonymous said...

Handler and Kander . . .

I will vote for my betters because you suck! said...

^^^^ NICE!

Anonymous said...

Will she be his vice president?

Anonymous said...

She's smarter than him and he's funnier than her. They couldn't pay me enough to watch them do anything other than continuously slap each other.

Mgt said...

Chelsea is hilarious and I'm honestly impressed the Jason Kander is hanging out with her. Maybe just one of the those quick selfies but that's great he's getting healthy and happy again. Good for him!

Anonymous said...

12:25 Right on!

chuck said...

I can remember when this faux comedic hack promised to move away if Trump won the election, but, of course, she was lying.

“I did buy a house in another country just in case, so all of these people that threaten to leave the country and then don't, I will leave the country,” she said on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May, 2016.

As she struggles to regain relevance, her fondest memories are spreading her legs for (Fill In The Blank) some rapper after a desultory night of stand up where the price of admission isn't the coin of the realm, but an unspoken, agreed upon, unnaturally forced laughter at fatuous, doltish, high school japery.

Now, hoping for an injection, literally and metaphorically from a local pol, she mugs for selfies with has beens and sits next to Kathy Griffith on the Toy Train hoping someone still recognizes her.


Anonymous said...

Jason does not look well.
I don't think that he has a handle on the mental issues yet.
One thing at a time, Jason.

Anonymous said...

Jason go get a real job we are tired of your fake notoriety. Suck on Claire at her Cayman Island condo.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Get to work. Those burgers won't flip themselves.

Anonymous said...

So maybe Handler is going to contribute to the veterans Tiny Houses program?
No, wait. That was the fake front of Pander's last gig.
How about the "nonprofit" to address voter suppression that Pander was so concerned about?
No, that's far in the past.
His presidential campaign?
Always was a joke.
Pander is famous for being well-known.
His "recovery" from PTSD is exceeded only by his opinion of HIMSELF.
All entertainment, all the time.
P.T. Barnum was right.
Sad.

Anonymous said...

Chuck for not liking her, you seem to know an awful lot about her. Yes, she's better than you, yes, she's more famous than you, yes, she's richer than you, and no, she wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pool. You fucking loser!

Anonymous said...

And yet he's actually doing something and you're... not. Weird.

Anonymous said...

^^^^
Lots of people are "doing something" without the desperate need to make everything about THEMSELVES.
The people who actually started the Tiny House program and continue to do all the work come to mind.
The Kardashians are "doing something".
The difference doesn't seem that difficult to understand.

Anonymous said...

Kander and Handler both have mental health issues. Perhaps they should team up on that.

Anonymous said...

Since your in a mood for helping, make sure you get some therapy yourself. Wasting your days commenting on the lives of others is a waste. Get help!

Anonymous said...

At one point, Kander used to draw a paycheck as an attorney. Whose paying him now? Wish I could take a year off to work on mental well-being, do some volunteer work, spend more time with my young kids, and travel to support candidates/causes I care about...

Anonymous said...

9:44 & 10:15: Lucky for you the mandatory use of English has not yet been made a law.

Now get back to those burgers. They won't flip themselves, you know.

Anonymous said...

^ha! 10:15 just got his geezer skull caved in! Classic!

Anonymous said...

"Hi, my name's Jason Kander and I made up a lie about PTSD to get out of winning a mayoral election. It was a win/win for me because I get to play the victim AND get out of the mayoral election for a shithole city. Anyway, as you can see with all the jet setting I've been doing that the PTSD thing was a total lie, but you don't really care because you're a dumb liberal who will vote the company line because you do as your told. Anyway, fingers crossed that Chel Chel lets me pee on her!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KK6GjhMu3k

Anonymous said...

PANDER PANDERS FOR DYSFUNCTIONAL COMEDIC JEW

Chelsea Handler a New Jersey Jew who relocated to LaLaLand to pursue "acting" is a self-confessed multi-abortionist, alcoholic, drug-abuser, promiscuous slut, Hillary Clinton supporter, LGBT activist, unfunny, and was recently named one of West Hollywood's finalists for "Legend In Her Own Warped Mind"!

Are Jason and Diana Pander ready to announce their LGBT identity?

Anonymous said...

^I don't know, are you?

Anonymous said...

11:15 & 11:23: NO, goddammit. I don't want fries with that. Pay attention.

Anonymous said...

Chelsea would cuckold him in the corner while she uses her strap on on her latest lady friend.