Saturday, September 14, 2019

SHOW-ME PET CAUSE: MISSOURI WOMAN FIGHTS FOR MONKEY LOVE!!!

Possibly the most important story we'll blog today as the search for healing and friendship takes many forms whilst angering jelous neighbors and running afoul of the law. Take a look:

'They are not dangerous animals':Woman fighting to keep emotional support monkeys

A Missouri woman is fighting to keep her emotional support animal that her neighbors say is a threat to their safety. Texanne McBride-Teahan says Kallie Anna is one of three monkeys living in their home. All of them are registered as emotional support animals to help with post-traumatic stress disorder.But her next-door neighbor Jim Hentschell believes Kallie Anna is a danger.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bitch be lettin' them monkeys fuck her.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ ew.

Anonymous said...

new Netflix series: Kallie Anna and Very Bad Things

Anonymous said...

Emotional support, get a stuffed animal and suck your f__king thumb like an adult.

Dieter from Sprockets said...

You want to pet my monkey? If you are nice, you can spank it.

Anonymous said...

Monkeys suck their thumbs when they are suffering from emotional abuse in the environment they are captive in.

Anonymous said...

4:32 p.m. is correct about these monkeys suffering. As far as them being dangerous, an unrestrained dog is probably more likely to attack. These poor monkeys would be terrified if they got loose. I see them eventually being put down.

Anonymous said...

Who are the doctors writing "prescriptions" for 3 monkeys ? Seems stressful to have to look after three of them. Hope she has vet records ready for the city council.

Anonymous said...

Can I bring my "Emotional Support 1911" to the Council Meetings now?