Wednesday, September 04, 2019

Perfect Village Shoots Down Drones

New camera tech limits imposed by one of the nicest suburbs in the Kansas City metro in a desperate attempt to protect privacy and smack down middle-class dudes and their creeper toys. Take a peek:

Prairie Village passes ordinance limiting drone use

ON BOTH SIDES OF THE CONTENTIOUS DEBATE. PRAIRIE VILLAGE WANTS TO TAKE DRONE TO THE NEXT LEVEL. BEYOND THE FAA REGULATIONS. I AM CONCERNED IT HAS THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING EXCESSIVE. THE CITY COUNCILMAN IS AGAINST THE NEW RULES. YOU DON'T MAKE ORDINANCES OR CREATE CRIMES BECAUSE THERE ARE COMPLAINTS.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

And what is Prairie Village going to do about a drone flying over?
Call out the Prairie Village Air Force to shoot it down?

Timm wayne said...

Dude or dudette.. That's some fuking funny shit right there because it's true. What if I'm fly my drone around there city limits and peeking into their City?? Are they concerned and going to stop this stake and federal flyovers of drones... it's ridiculous it's another case of style over substance make peace be to everyone today who reads this blog.

Anonymous said...

Prairie Village residents are sacred of their own shadows. This was all started because it's Prairie Village where the residents have the most to lose in a divorce and they want to make sure the other half can't use a drone to see them bonking the neighbor. Yes it's fact infidelity is rampant in Prairie Village along with sexual perversion and nasty gay sex. They don't want the drones flying around to show the world what a group of deviants they are.

Anonymous said...

^^Thanks Gladys Kravitz! Now go mind your own fucking business!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^You do the same

Anonymous said...

^^I did. You didn't, and I knocked you the fuck out for it!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^ You didn't and haven't done Jack Shit your whole life so you're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy! Don't get aggressive with the customers. Or no bananas! Now get back to performing for us! Lol

Anonymous said...

@11:36-and yet he still manged to knock you the fuck out though. Weird.

Anonymous said...

its silly! You missed the boat! In the 1980's and 1990's kids would drive around Prairie Village with their Dad's $50 handheld Radio Shack scanner and listen in to resident's phone calls as they were using unencrypted cheap cordless phones. You just drive down a street, scanning the low frequency channel and up pops a very personal conversation! Names, affair details, financial stuff, teens talking about their sex lives, even an attorney talking about the sale of the Plaza to Highlands Corp. and other potential insider trading info details. You just parked the car in front of the persons house and listened in. Or just listened from your home to the surrounding neighbors. Lots of bored wealthy housewives having sex with many men. Best conversations were from 83rd Street to 95th, between Mission and Nall. Women go into graphic detail about sex, its kind of freaky. Many were appearing to be good Cure of Ars members too. Also lots of supposedly wealthy people with huge houses talking about how close they were to bankruptcy. it was a learning experience for teens, gives a glimpse of mistakes adults make and how people are NOT what they seem to be. Don't believe anything you see. Only What you hear. We even taped a few calls for fun.

Anonymous said...

Lil Chimpy must be horny today! He just keeps dragging those branches around his cage and showing his teeth!lol

Anonymous said...

Drones are pretty quiet and women sunbath naked at their homes in P.V. I used to do pool maintenance. Some women would not even go inside, just sunbath nude while we did our work. But it wouldn't be cool to be uninvited via a drone and get pics of them that way. I can see why you would ban them. Plus they get caught in trees, kids climb up and fall. if its your yard you could get sued.

Anonymous said...

Wow, lots of Village haters here today. Ironically, that would imply you don’t live in PV so why do you care what their city government decides to do?

Anonymous said...

^^Remember, this is a blog for retarded, hillbilly geriatrics. They exist to complain about anything and everything. Doesn't matter what, they're complaining.

Anonymous said...

^^^ I forbid an opinion on anything that disagrees with me. You are from P.V. alright Weird.

Anonymous said...

I’ve lived in PV for nearly 27 years and I have always found it to be a very nice and welcoming place, nothing like the snob factor that some people assign to it. I’m glad drone use is being limited. Not that I’m doing anything clandestine, but I do value my privacy, even if it’s just having a beer on my patio.

Anonymous said...

But lil Chimpy! You complain all the time!

Anonymous said...

We used to visit a friend at 87th and Catalina, and watch his neighbor Lisa swim and sunbath naked from my friends upstairs bedroom window. She knew people were watching too. She was a cute gal. That was what maybe 1983? Those were the days!

Anonymous said...

Announcement:

Perfect Village declares open season on drones. Leawood Drones are ok, as are Overland park drones. But we don't want to see no stinkin Mission or Shawnee drones anywhere, and they better not cross over the state line either.

In fact, up with McMansion spreading, you know that fake problem that most black communities would love to have, Perfect Village is having a drone invasion. Mostly droning is the rambling of the city council and police pretending they have a reason to pull over so many people on 75th.

We also heard there were major sessions coming up about swim lanes at Perfect Village Country Club. Swim Lanes, Drones, and McMansions, the
down and dirty issues of the last bastion of 1985.

Personally perfect defiance in perfect village would be to fly your model plane, but Barney Fife might then unload his swat gear that was purchased
for Homeland Security duty. Those drones might just find out they were
targets for Barney while he heads back over to do the 75th street loop again. Go Barney.