Saturday, September 21, 2019

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Here's how vaginal rejuvenation actually works

Illustrated by Brooke SmartAs if women didn't have enough to worry about, childbirth and aging can cause issues like incontinence, vaginal laxity and dryness. According to the American Academy of Family Physicians, about 40 percent of women also suffer from various forms of sexual dysfunction like arousal issues, decreased orgasms and excessive pressure during intercourse.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

My SO’s veejayjay needs a total makeover. After the crew gets done and they move the bus out of the way, a teenage vag will be available for service. It’s all my fault due to giant head 10lb+ kid I planted. Small price to pay for a do-over.

Anonymous said...

$12,000/HOUR; CAN YOU SAY QUACKERY?

..patients lie on their backs with their feet in stirrups as the area to be treated is numbed. A laser probe is inserted into the vagina, slowly moving and zapping every centimeter or so.

The widely available diVa treatment uses two types of lasers simultaneously, so the actual treatment lasts only about 6 minutes. Treatments run upwards of $1,200 each, and Keller suggests a package of three to start with a yearly appointment to maintain results.

Anonymous said...

I have to use wine to numb the area between her ears, before the probing begins...... signed Bill Cosby.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the JOCO women who were so hot in the 1980's and 1990's, who are now worn out can try this. Yes the bubble headed bleach blondes who drove new caddys and cheated on their husbands till they got herpes or had a secret abortion. Those now 60 to 80 year old women can try this new treatment. But they still have not learned to give a good BJ so their ex-husbands date young gals who at least try to please them.

Anonymous said...

That's such a funny article. Women are so vain. When they are young they say no to every young man that wants to have sex or even just kiss them. When they are old they get these treatments to try and become young. But nobody wants to have sex with an old lady.

Anonymous said...

I will rejuvenate the JOCO catholic women's vagina with lots of lube and some semicide birth control foam. I can make them like new again.