Friday, September 13, 2019
KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS BY THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON!!!
Tragically, today has been exceptionally unlucky for so many locals who have been shot.
Worse still, this town's so-called of paper of record isn't doing so well according to our more astute blog readers:
McClatchy could lose stock exchange listing
However, washed up newsies mad at this blog is old news.
So for night's power rankings . . .
HERE'S A QUICK LIST OF LOCAL GROUPS OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY HAS POWERFULLY PISSED OFF RECENTLY!!!
There are more but these ones stand out as of late as our conversation on this blog continues to dominate the KCMO discourse . . .
Kansas City Cycling Activists
The rolling goon squad demands $400-MILLION from taxpayers and they see this blog community as one of their many obstacles. Never mind that their record of street-scaping FAIL has shown that their handiwork is the worst enemy the cycling crew confront . . . Along with the absence of any real constituency beyond about 3 dozen jerks and consultants on Twitter.
Local Latinx Artists
One more time for the record books, Latinx is not real thing -- It's a dream imagined by an East Cost white lady college professor during an EPIC Franzia bender.
As for the beef . . . It's not TKC's fault that the effort to "cancel the Kemper" over La Migra drama went NOWHERE and garnered very little local support. More to the point, artists are horrible at taking criticism and artists who make more progress with politics than their work are the most sensitive at all given that they're often used as props by corporations and special interests. Nevertheless, we don't want to "punch down" and happily leave this crew to huff their spray paint in continued good health.
Don't even get me started . . . Totally not worth it. Suffice it to say: There are no less than three mommy bloggers who want to bring down this local newsy operation despite the fact that I haven't mentioned them OR their personal problems in years . . . For TKC's lack of outright support for Rep. Sharice Davids (despite our promise to try to be objectively snarky to both sides), one local mommy blogger even accused us of a hate crime . . . Another promised to "throat punch" TKC if we should ever meet in public. Luckily, every day this crew devise a different personal drama so we can only hope they have thankfully lost track of TKC on the road to "resist" Prez Trump in 2020 along with rejecting manual labor in the service industry, housework and calorie counting.
Don't get it twisted, if "the Squad" ever runs the country, TKC will get shut down and shipped to Guantanamo Bay inasmuch as Prez Obama never stopped renditions, torture or extended prisoner detention without trial despite his promises and hopeful speeches.
And so . . .
As always, we remind readers to enjoy this blog and remember that we welcome conversation and the FREE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS TO FURTHER UNDERSTANDING OF COMPLEX FABRIC OF REAL LIFE IN KANSAS CITY. We try to respond to all e-mails and messages and genuinely offer nothing but peace, love, sexiness and happy thoughts to our readers as we all attempt to investigate KC politics and culture just a little bit better by way of an alternative perspective.
Thanks for reading and we probably won't be this nice until the next full harvest moon on a Friday the 13th . . . That may or may not happen before society finally meets with inevitable collapse.
Hope to see you then.