Friday, September 13, 2019

KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS BY THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON!!!



Tragically, today has been exceptionally unlucky for so many locals who have been shot.

Worse still, this town's so-called of paper of record isn't doing so well according to our more astute blog readers:

McClatchy could lose stock exchange listing

However, washed up newsies mad at this blog is old news.

So for night's power rankings . . .

HERE'S A QUICK LIST OF LOCAL GROUPS OUR TKC BLOG COMMUNITY HAS POWERFULLY PISSED OFF RECENTLY!!!

There are more but these ones stand out as of late as our conversation on this blog continues to dominate the KCMO discourse . . .

Kansas City Cycling Activists


The rolling goon squad demands $400-MILLION from taxpayers and they see this blog community as one of their many obstacles. Never mind that their record of street-scaping FAIL has shown that their handiwork is the worst enemy the cycling crew confront . . . Along with the absence of any real constituency beyond about 3 dozen jerks and consultants on Twitter.

Local Latinx Artists


One more time for the record books, Latinx is not real thing -- It's a dream imagined by an East Cost white lady college professor during an EPIC Franzia bender.

As for the beef . . . It's not TKC's fault that the effort to "cancel the Kemper" over La Migra drama went NOWHERE and garnered very little local support. More to the point, artists are horrible at taking criticism and artists who make more progress with politics than their work are the most sensitive at all given that they're often used as props by corporations and special interests. Nevertheless, we don't want to "punch down" and happily leave this crew to huff their spray paint in continued good health.

Mommy Bloggers


Don't even get me started . . . Totally not worth it. Suffice it to say: There are no less than three mommy bloggers who want to bring down this local newsy operation despite the fact that I haven't mentioned them OR their personal problems in years . . . For TKC's lack of outright support for Rep. Sharice Davids (despite our promise to try to be objectively snarky to both sides), one local mommy blogger even accused us of a hate crime . . . Another promised to "throat punch" TKC if we should ever meet in public. Luckily, every day this crew devise a different personal drama so we can only hope they have thankfully lost track of TKC on the road to "resist" Prez Trump in 2020 along with rejecting manual labor in the service industry, housework and calorie counting.

Don't get it twisted, if "the Squad" ever runs the country, TKC will get shut down and shipped to Guantanamo Bay inasmuch as Prez Obama never stopped renditions, torture or extended prisoner detention without trial despite his promises and hopeful speeches.

And so . . .


As always, we remind readers to enjoy this blog and remember that we welcome conversation and the FREE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS TO FURTHER UNDERSTANDING OF COMPLEX FABRIC OF REAL LIFE IN KANSAS CITY. We try to respond to all e-mails and messages and genuinely offer nothing but peace, love, sexiness and happy thoughts to our readers as we all attempt to investigate KC politics and culture just a little bit better by way of an alternative perspective.

Thanks for reading and we probably won't be this nice until the next full harvest moon on a Friday the 13th . . . That may or may not happen before society finally meets with inevitable collapse.

Hope to see you then.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

funny, funny shiz you sad, sad man.

Anonymous said...

Only one real issue here so everyone else doesn't have to read through the tripe.

KC Bike/Walk shouldn't ever get their $500-million for bike lens when they have made an absolute out of Armour Blvd. They need to properly fix their mistake before they get another dime. It's time for KCMO to take charge of our streets and away from this group.

Anonymous said...

Many small children will sob this week as priests thrusts their erect penises up the children's rectums, only to hear the priests gasp in joy and orgasm. But Catholics don't care. if they did they would leave the church and not give another penny. Plenty of other religions believe in Christ. You will be held accountable someday for sticking with the catholic church. And your judgement will be a lot worse than a priest raping you....

Anonymous said...

Billy, leave the Catholics alone for a bit, and go suck goat dick with your mooselimb friends.

Anonymous said...

Armour Road should be fun when the snow falls and the plows cannot move it to the side due to all the silly little concrete islands. But thankfully, it's WOKE.

Anonymous said...


Get the damn bikes off the streets. Fix Armour Blvd. and stop spending money on stupid crap. Issue tickets for bikers that are putting everyone at risk because they don't obey the streets laws.

chuck said...

^^^ Armour road is a wreck because of those stupid "Bike Lanes".

"As always, we remind readers to enjoy this blog and remember that we welcome conversation and the FREE EXCHANGE OF IDEAS TO FURTHER UNDERSTANDING OF COMPLEX FABRIC OF REAL LIFE IN KANSAS CITY."

Enjoy it while you can.

Anonymous said...

"The rolling goon squad"


LOL good one!

Anonymous said...

Wow. Something triggered you at 1AM maybe to much drinking?

Anonymous said...

Where is Chimpy this morning?

Anonymous said...

HE'S ON A ROLL!

..washed up newsies mad at this blog is old news.

..their record of street-scaping FAIL has shown that their handiwork is the worst enemy the cycling crew confront . . . Along with the absence of any real constituency beyond about 3 dozen jerks and consultants on Twitter.

..Latinx is not real thing -- It's a dream imagined by an East Cost white lady college professor during an EPIC Franzia bender.

There are no less than three mommy bloggers who want to bring down this local newsy operation despite the fact that I haven't mentioned them OR their personal problems in years...along with rejecting manual labor in the service industry, housework and calorie counting.

..if "the Squad" ever runs the country, TKC will get shut down and shipped to Guantanamo Bay

Anonymous said...

Cars and bikes have coexisted for over 100 years, what the heck happened ?