Thursday, September 19, 2019

Kansas City Chiefs Fanboy Crime Spree!!!

Sign of the times as the team looks to go 3-0 and spark a new wave of local footballer hysteria. Take a peek:

Police: 2 stole life-sized cutout of QB Mahomes, crashed car

LAWRENCE, Kan. - Two suspects are being penalized after they allegedly stole a life-sized cutout of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, then crashed their getaway car. Lawrence police spokesman Patrick Compton says a man and woman grabbed the cutout at a McDonald's restaurant Monday, ran out the door, then jumped into a car and sped away.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don’t care about the cheaps

Anonymous said...

^^^^Oh but you do, shit-for-brains, because you posted. If you didn’t, you wouldn’t have. Nice try. Now get your shine box! Bitch.

Anonymous said...

Still don’t care about the cheaps I will pray for you my younger and dumber son.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

Been a chiefs fan since I was a kid. Which means I’ve learned to not get my hopes up that they will win a super bowl. I was in the 4th grade when they last were there and now I’m retired. I’ll always be a fan though

Anonymous said...

Looks like Chimpy is at it again. Who left the cage door open?