Monday, September 09, 2019

Kansas City Bikini Baristas Coming Soon!!!



It's getting harder to sell a decent cup of coffee in the US of A and around the world. From down under to the fight to constitutional coffee rights in LA . . . The struggle for designer caffeine continues.

And so, there might not be many deets on this upcoming local java tease but a man can dream, a man can dream . . .

Beans ‘n’ Babes Coffee is a new bikini barista coffee shop opening in Kansas City with 2 locations including a including a tiny house and mobile coffee truck. Come meet KC Bean Babes serving a variety of coffee drinks and fresh breakfast & lunch items in a sexy and upbeat environment. Whatever you order - they'll ensure it'll be SERVED HOT!

Developing . . .

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

It will work if the sluts are really hot. I would like nothing more than to get a good cup of coffee and to fuck a hot young slut in the morning

Anonymous said...

^^^ Good man.

Anonymous said...

@7:01 sure you would, but since you can't legally be within 500 feet of any woman, that's going to be really hard perv.

Anonymous said...

Most of the young women pushing 200 lbs in a bikini would gag anyone except geezer hater.

Anonymous said...

Hire the nursing ones. They can squirt some baby juice into your latte. For an extra buck, of course.

Anonymous said...

STDS in your coffee?

Anonymous said...

This thread is full of Lonely old men jerking off to pictures. Good job Tony!

Anonymous said...

Rename it Boobs and Butts .

Kander Coffee said...

coffee in a tiny house...this must be the work of Jason Kander. Do you think his wife Diana is a barista? Or maybe an assistant manager?

How many #MeToo Democrats are going to 'accidentally' visit this place on their pandering tours through MO?

Anonymous said...

Being familiar with the ugly tattooed skanks that work as baristas in this Town, I'd say their only chance for success would be for this place to redefine the term "bottomless cup of coffee"!

Anonymous said...

I like looking at a hot chick as much as the next dood. That said, oogling a chick over a cup o' joe is pretty strange.

Anonymous said...

^^whats a "dood" moron?

Anonymous said...

Genuine perv here.
Bring on the titties and coffee.

("No thanks. I don't need cream for my coffee. I'll take care of it.")

Anonymous said...

Most girls in these places have ugly tatoos, they look homemade and have no teeth. So lesbian will sue the place when she isn't hired cause she looks like a man.

Anonymous said...

^^^and yet your shriveled little dick still can't "pop tall". Weird.

Anonymous said...

10:36 is the moron ! Doesn’t know the meaning of dood.

Anonymous said...

Will they being wearing a hair net? Or more importantly, where will they be wearing the hair net.

Anonymous said...

Making coffee from scratch? Ewwww.

Anonymous said...

Will it be as good as that Rotisserie coffee in KCK on SW Blvd with the airplane?