Thursday, September 05, 2019

Fake Gronk Ruins Kansas City Minksy's: 'My God, My God, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?'

An old quote from some hippie a lot of people admire and what might be the very worst news of the year and a reason to find a new favorite pizza place. Take a look:

The Kelceroni: Travis Kelce, Minsky's create ultimate game-day pizza

We know he loves a good party, and now Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce is helping you take your tailgate party up another notch.Kelce is partnering with Minsky's Pizza to bring you the ultimate game-day pizza -- The Kelceroni.

13 comments:

chuck said...

The Minsky's at 55th and Main, is the only one (I think) that serves the HOT spicy Hawaiian pizza. Holy smokes is it good!

Anonymous said...

^^Get to work you lazy bastard!

Anonymous said...

Chimpy! You're a fine one to talk about work! Your work is entertaining us with Chimpy antics. Hop to it, monkey!

We know you will.

Anonymous said...

^^and your work seems to be eating Chimpy's shit. You do it all day.

Anonymous said...

Oh snap!!!! 10:03AM just got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The minsky's at 55th and main is the only one worth going to. Been to other ones but that one just tastes better for some reason.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy, chimpy. You finally respond to humans with this? Lol. So weak but you are a chimp.

I know it's been eating you up inside, watching us have fun at your expense. But even though you are a chimp, you'll need to do far better than this. Maybe stick to Matlock/Maude and so on.

We know you will. ;)

Anonymous said...

^^^ It is probably just the gay server’s butthole you have for an appetizer that makes it taste different. Stupid geezer. ^^^

Anonymous said...

Chimpy, Chimpy, you don't think humans can tell when you comment on your own posts? You do it so much!

Anonymous said...

Chimpy flinging that poo!!

Anonymous said...

And yes, 8:22 & 10:44, that South Plaza Minsky's is best because there are no BathHouse toilet water suckers like 10:16 & 10:26 bringing little chimps there to stink up the place.

Anonymous said...

Hey Travis, talk to your peeps at Two Light, mabey you could get a discount on your rent if they end up putting a Kelceroni Keosk in the lobby.

Anonymous said...

^^^ The homo residents in the building (which there are many) would love to have a slice of the Kelceroni ass pie.. Hope that Minskeys sponsorship check pays you well.