Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Who Owns Fastest Scooter In Kansas City?!?

Before answering, don't forget that there aren't really any "winners" in this contest at all . . . Read more:

We raced KC's three brands of rental scooters to find the fastest

There's no denying that Kansas Citians love the electronic scooters scattered around town. Scooters save gas, they're easy to ride and they're a lot less sweat-inducing than traveling by bike. You have three electric scooters to choose from in Kansas City.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trump 2020

Anonymous said...

^^Yes! 20 years for treason and 20 years for money laundering! Good post! We're with you!

Anonymous said...

Its total BS that RideKC is in KC. They charge their competitors steep taxes and then use that money to compete. Fuck those guys. This is the kind of shit Dems do. Remember - Trump 2020. Fuck the people that always fuck you.

Anonymous said...

(Back on Topic for just a moment...)

Thanks a lot, "435 mag", now we'll have to deal with the numbskulls that ride these children's toys racing each other on the crowded sidewalks.

Anonymous said...

^^Get off my Lawn!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If it were a fair race then the girls riding them should be the same height, weight,and dressed the same to eliminate things like wind resistance and load resistance. Maybe consider doing the race at 2-3 AM to reduce other people in the way and then just let them do the race naked. Also you should throw in using a cell phone while racing and drinking a latte. Just kidding.

KC said...

They all seemed about the same to me. Funny that someone said they should be holding a cell phone while racing.

Your EX girlfriend said...

8:19 - You must 20 years old and your mom has been telling you for 20 years how much of a moron you are, we will check back with you in 2040 and see if you have grown up at all.