TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH DISCOUNTED AFTER KANSAS CITY CHIEFS PRESEASON FAIL!!!



The latest preseason loss from the Kansas City Chiefs has elicited a quantifiable lack of confidence in fortunes of the rising star QB and a breakfast cereal in his honor.

Accordingly . . .

HYVEE DISCOUNTS PATRICK MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH!!!

Sure, maybe people caught on to the fact that the store brand bad carbs are garbage OR as the real season approaches it's possible that more fanboys have come to realize there's no way the QB can carry the remarkably average team on his shoulders.

Special thanks for this economic indicator goes to THE VERY BEST & BRIGHTEST TKC READERS who don't mind pissing in your morning corn flakes.

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. Now THAT is some tasty snark my friend.

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  2. TOP PHOTO -- WEAKIES

    Mahomes Magic Crunch was recalled after multiple reports of choking after consumption!!!

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  3. mahomes = jesse haynes.2

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  4. Only a brain dead parent would feed their child that crap.

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  5. ^^Only a brain dead geezer would comment about it too!

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  6. ^^^^See typical brain dead parent!

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  7. ^^see typical brain dead TKC reader/poster!

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  8. 12:44 the typical TKC reader isn't grouped with the typical spam poster such as yourself ( 1% of followers) who are always talking but saying nothing. Give it a rest you doofus, nobody likes your imbecile style comments you make all day and night.

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  9. ^^and yet I do. Weird.

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  10. With the way Reid has Mahomes running around the field like a chicken with his he'd cut off it is only a matter of time before he gets hurt. What will KC fans do then without their golden boy?

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  11. ^^and yet he ran all over that way last year too and won MVP. Weird!

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  12. ^^But this is a new year so just saying, things could be a little different and that wouldn't be weird at all.

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  13. One does not open the box of cereal. How silly. It's a collector's item, like a Barbie doll in original packaging, or a Hot Wheels truck, or a newspaper about the moon landing.

    Smart people park this happy bright graphics box prominently at eye level in the pantry--so you feel HOPEFUL as you begin the day. $3.99. Totally worth it. Cheaper than counseling and faster than meditation. I have one in my pantry and mailed five to family in Denver.

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