Wednesday, August 28, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS HONCHO NED YOST OUT 2019!!!



Quick note on an inevitability and an announcement that will be confirmed sooner or later . . .

TKC Insiders call this whilst locals are still in shock amid talk of selling the team, Ned Yost shouldn't buy any green bananas for his office with the Kansas City Royals. He'll resign or take his walking papers very soon in order to complete the organization's journey from first to worst.

Already he seems like a manager who has given up as this season has turned out to be much worse than a "rebuilding" year but more like prep for moving on . . .

Developing . . .

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

He won the world series. that's more than most can say. Sorry haters.

Anonymous said...

^^^ The Way We Were

Anonymous said...

Get Frank White. He'll boost revenues.

Anonymous said...

he was planning on retiring to his mega huge ranch in texas anyway so.....

Anonymous said...

Send him back to the tree stand in Georgia. I think he retired a couple of years ago, but nobody noticed. Only manager I have ever seen that thinks his day is over when the Line-up is turned in.

Anonymous said...

Two straight World Series and one championship. He got it done. Good for him.

Anonymous said...

He did the best he could with the shitty players he was given by Jesus Freak Dayton Moore and the inbred hillbilly David Glass.

Anonymous said...

He took us to the Promised Land twice.

For that alone he deserves to lounge and rewatch Deadwood as many times as he likes.

Anonymous said...

Sell the Royals, NO NEW STADIUM!!!

Anonymous said...

And yet the Royals will be sold and there will be a new stadium. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Allegedly James b nutter had stake in the royals.. so what's up with this. He passes away.. now talk of selling royals.... Allegedly layoffs at jbn.

Allegedly Mortgages not as profitable no way to turn in 1 to fannie mae for 4 payoffs.

Anonymous said...

Thought you all would get a kick out of this! (This is not a fake news article - I read it when published)
Washington Foreskins

Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.
Dear Mr. Page:
I agree with our Native American population. I am highly jilted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.
The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives. I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children. The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???)

I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the "Foreskins" to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Washington DC.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ LOL!

Anonymous said...

The lame Royals and their loser fans can leave for all I care. Bye Felicia. Anyone notice how empty the stadium is? No one goes to see those losers.

Anonymous said...

Wierd, the royals will be sold and there will be no downtown stadium. They will be offered a sweet deal to move and will take it. Weird

Anonymous said...

^^and yet they'll never move and be playing in a downtown stadium in ten years! Weird.