Saturday, August 24, 2019

TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR QUINTON LUCAS WEARS SHORT SHORTS IN SOCCER MATCH!!!



The new Kansas City boss shows some leg this afternoon along with indulging in a bit of nostalgia . . .

Mayor Quinton seyz:

Although I’ll be resting now for a few days, it was a great alumni soccer game against the varsity team today at The Barstow School est 1884. It’s amazing how much slower I am now (or how much faster kids are these days)... #KCMO #MoKanSports #Barstow135 #SouthKC ‬

I think our blog community might be able to come up with a caption more captivating . . . Meanwhile, we must give credit where it's due to the politico who is far more athletic than his predecessor and looks to be hustling to make up for his gap in charisma and meaningful local connections.

You decide . . .

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

The bigger challenge would be to see if TKC trolls will post themselves in shorts or play some sport and see how they compete.

Post if you dare, bitches.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the new mayor is running to the Next Lawrence, Kansas meetup!

Anonymous said...

Big fan of Mayor McDrinkerson!

Anonymous said...

I don't remember Sly ever wearing short shorts, and somehow I think all of us would remember that.
In fact, it would be impossible to "unsee"!
How's the homicide rate doing?

Save The Plaza said...

New mayor running for cover.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of this comment a ways back here...

Next up:
Bow ties and clown suits, followed by ribbon cuttings, endless announcements about eco dev, manning the barricades with a bullhorn, "addressing" issues he can't do anything about, and hype, hype, hype.
And all the campaign promises about neighborhoods, streets, and fighting crime are already long long forgotten.
Same song, 40th verse.
Local government as entertainment.
What could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous said...

Looks like summer jail uniform

Anonymous said...

Teenage boys in shorts? He said sign me up.

Anonymous said...

People are in fear of losing their homes because of policy's Sly and this jackass promoted and he's playing soccer?

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous said...

He just heard about the Popeyes chicken sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Lucas did one good thing, he put Omar the tent maker of clown suits out of business!

Anonymous said...

What a faggot. Now I believe what everyone has been saying about him being a homosexual.

Anonymous said...

He is a homosexual.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so is he or is he not gay? I don’t care one way or the other but I hear some people swear he’s gay and others that say he’s a hound dog with women. Is there a definitive answer or could he be bi?

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- THE DARK KNIGHT

After Lucas was given a red card for wearing bike shorts, he took his balls and went home!!!