Monday, August 19, 2019

Quidditch: The Silliest Politically Correct Sporting Waste Of Time In Kansas City



A double bit of fantasy here as this progressive event combines a silly kid's book along with the myth that anybody but friends & family want to see local ladies compete in sporting events other than mudwresting or MMA.

Check somebody's friend forced to take this seriously . . .

A closer look at Kansas City’s Major League Quidditch team

Deets and the punchline . . .

Founded in 2016, the semi-professional club exists on principles of inclusivity and a strong sense of community.

What perhaps makes quidditch more unique than its witch and wizardly roots is that inclusivity is written into the game’s code. United States Quidditch, MLQ’s governing body, lists “striving to be a leader in gender inclusivity for all age groups” in its core values. Depending on the phase of the match, a ‘Gender Maximum Rule’ prohibits more than four or five players who identify as the same gender to be in play at once.

When are we getting our TKC team together?!?!

You decide . . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never heard of this, I wish you never mentioned it, maybe you can never mention it again?

Anonymous said...

(Hail, my leader!), or "Sieg Heil!" (Hail victory!). Adopted in the 2009 by the Democrats, Progressive, and Rainbow Party's to signal obedience to their leaders and luminaries.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Wrong! Adopted in 2015 to honor "Beloved Leader"
a/k/a "Cadet Bonespurs",
a/k/a "Stable (i.e. full of horseshit) Genius",
a/k/a "President Flip-Flop",
a/k/a "The (can't)Decider",
a/k/a "Morality Donny (adulterer and purchaser of abortions)"

That's whose "Seig" you Trumppuppets are "Heiling"!

Anonymous said...

Fagfest.

Anonymous said...

Ha! 6:21 just knocked the fuck out of 6:03! Brutal, just brutal!

Anonymous said...

7:55 who’s the president and who’s about to go to jail, ouch faglips, you just got knocked into outer fuckin space bitch! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Just how different is Sporting KC?

Anonymous said...

That is the gayest thing ever. Even more gay than soccer. They should sign Kaepernick, he is a faggot.

Anonymous said...

^^You throw faggot around like it's a bad word. You must be really, really, really, old.