Saturday, August 17, 2019

Playing Softball With Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas Amid Homicide Spike 2019

Whist gunfire dominates local streets, most MSM newsies are still playing nice with the new mayor. Take a look:

Spoiler alert money line: "It’s clear that this man will have a very successful life given his abilities and charisma. The question is how far he can shlep the rest of us."

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We talked to new Mayor Quinton Lucas about the city's epidemic of gun violence

He's been on the job three days, and Quinton Lucas doesn't have business cards. As he makes his way around the South Plaza branch of the public library, the new mayor of Kansas City is approached by a steady stream of well-wishers, gawkers and inquisitors.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, Quinton cares about our high murder rate now that he is the mayor? Why didn’t he care when he was on the city council? Nothing will change.

Anonymous said...

Hi! Good morning! What's up in Sly's Shithole City today?

Anonymous said...

^^^ It's Quinton's Shithole City now.

Anonymous said...

Quinton sucks dick in Lawrence.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Mayor McDrinkerson sure is the most honored Mayor around! Yes sir, everyone lines up to honor our honorable mayor.

Anonymous said...

He would be more successful if he shops for a clown suit, bow tie, and cultivates a spare tire around the waist.

Anonymous said...

He kind of looks like the Sheriff in Blazing Saddles

Anonymous said...

KCMO's new dark age of crime, murder, corruption, and dysfunction.


Hell Q should be able to smile and fix all this right? Keep blasting daily selfie tweets with lot's of hashtags and that should do it.

Anonymous said...

Back in the good ole days a cope was killed every month.

Anonymous said...

Just can't stay away from the term "gun violence".

It is minority culture violence using a gun if available, or a knife, machete, whatever. "Stay off my corner and don't dis me!"

Anonymous said...

You’ve got to realize the next time this fag lectures Kansas City on something he just pulled somebody’s dick out of his mouth and put it in his ass