Local Hyvee Pulls 'Blood Banana' Over Misplaced Fear Of Typical Fruit Fungus

Important report regarding the wild imaginations and worst fear of locals who prefer less complex carbs. Checkit:

After 'suspicious banana call,' Independence Hy-Vee pulls them from shelves due to fungus

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - The Independence Police Department is working closely with Hy-Vee after receiving a "suspicious banana call" Tuesday morning. Officers responded to the store located off E. 23rd Street around 10 a.m. after receiving a call from someone saying his nephew had eaten a banana from the store that they believed contained blood.