Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Local Hyvee Pulls 'Blood Banana' Over Misplaced Fear Of Typical Fruit Fungus

Important report regarding the wild imaginations and worst fear of locals who prefer less complex carbs. Checkit:

After 'suspicious banana call,' Independence Hy-Vee pulls them from shelves due to fungus

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - The Independence Police Department is working closely with Hy-Vee after receiving a "suspicious banana call" Tuesday morning. Officers responded to the store located off E. 23rd Street around 10 a.m. after receiving a call from someone saying his nephew had eaten a banana from the store that they believed contained blood.

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