Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Kansas City Works To Keep Drunken Irish Fest Safe Amid Violent Crime Spike 2019

Party priorities always dominate the civic agenda. Luckily, pricey admission goes a long way toward keeping this booze fest free from dangerous rapscallions.

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Amid violent summer, Irish Fest plans to ratchet up security

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - - In the midst of another violent summer in the metro, organizers have made security a top priority for the annual event's 17th year this weekend. Organizers expect around 80,000 people to attend this year's Irish Fest, which takes palce Friday through Sunday at Crown Center in downtown Kansas City, Missouri.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no! It's soooo scary out there right now! I'm so scared to go anywhere!! You all better stay inside under your beds!!! Don't go anywhere! Beware the violence!!!! It's so bad out!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The only way to keep everybody safe is to keep the niggers away. Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

Negroes will not be very welcome at the Irish fest, so there won’t be any shootings at least.

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine how many shootings there would be if we had “Negro Fest”?

Anonymous said...

I am surprised they do not sell guns at The Irish fest. They sell everything else. It has become an expensive way too overcrowded moneygrab. After it got Boulevardized that was the end of it.

Anonymous said...


Keep people like 7:30 away and you can have a good time. For WHITES ONLY! They don't allow white people why should we. # Kansas City for removing blacks. Get to it KC run them out.

Anonymous said...

^^Yes!! Good idea! Then we run the geezers out nest! They are really the most worthless and least productive citizens. They are also the biggest takers in our community. Plus, they fuck up everything, stink like shit and complain non stop. Yes, they must go too!

Anonymous said...

Isn't "drunken Irish" an oxymoron?

Anonymous said...

7:36 you going to stop dem white niggers keep invading other countries?

Anonymous said...

8:17 it's redundant you fool.

Anonymous said...

N korea gots those tummy yummy massive 26 million tons of uranium deposits.

Anonymous said...

First Geezer to go?
I nominate @8:15, he passed into "geezerhood" two years ago.
Proof? His monomania in his posts on this site, a sure sign of dementia.

Anonymous said...

8:37: You're absolutely right!

Anonymous said...

had to get one thing right in my life

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you never have. Ever. Weird.

Charles Whitman said...

Changing admission will keep out most (but not all) of the riff-raff who just want to cause chaos and destroy.
Street parking in the he area is also risky.

Anonymous said...

The whole downtown is taking a big risk, at least one thing will happen down there for sure raped, robbed, shot or murdered. And they’ll charge you out the ass for that too. Downtown has become an expensive embarrassment.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet you wouldn't know as you've never been. Weird.

Anonymous said...

and the weird bitch got a dick stuck up her ass which makes her skip skip skip, tragic.

Anonymous said...

it just felt so weird, i can't help myself.

Anonymous said...

i real feminist bitch will yank the weird dick out of your ass, stick it in your mouth, and punch you in the nose.

Anonymous said...

it just felt so weird, i can't help myself.

Anonymous said...

Everyone said the big black dick would hurt going in but I didn’t feel a thing. Weird.

Anonymous said...

FIRE!!!

Anonymous said...

My ex was just like that, so i bought lots of stuff.