Wednesday, August 14, 2019

El Bryan Jokes Newspeak

Cleaver hot take on current anti-gun sentiment from Kansas City's best political cartoonist . . . Take a look:

retorts illustrated by bryan stalder

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Revisionist history is a powerful weapon. Thanks Bryan for calling it out.

Anonymous said...

Clever? More like stupid.

Anonymous said...

Why isn’t this ape in jail for his car wash ripoff oh that’s right he’s a ‘reverend ‘ he’s untouchable

Anonymous said...

8:34: Do you realize that to see Bryan's cartoon you have to click on TKC and then on the link to the Northeast News? If it upsets you so much, why not just go on to the next post?

Anonymous said...

^^Ha! 8:34AM just got his geriatric, cry-baby, ass knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for asking, 8:57. The fact that such unadulterated, colossal shit exists on this blog is enough for me to draw attention to it. Plus, it's kind of like driving by a multi vehicle crash with bodies strewn across the road. You may not want to look, but you know you have to. Finally, I hope to help that race traitor faggot bryan stalder see the error of his ways. Maybe he can grow a dick and stop being such a pussy bitch.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Agree with 9:05. Matlock's on.

A friend in Kansas City said...

@9:16. i'm so sorry you feel that life isn't treating you fairly. Maybe you should talk to somebody about it.

You are loved, you are important. Just breathe and realize that many people do value your contributions as well. There's more than enough love to go around.

Anonymous said...

You ARE 9:05, you idiot... What a waste of a life you are. I imagine your mother is ashamed of you. 30+ years old and still so childish. You know this life is not ever going to get any better for you. Do your family a favor and take the easy way out.

Anonymous said...

Stay down @9:16AM, stay down. You're struggling to respond, that was a brutal beat down, just brutal!

TKC reader said...

Honestly, I didn't understand this cartoon. Anybody care to explain?

Anonymous said...

@9:45 I imagine your mother is awfully ashamed of you as well. in addition to your infantile post, she would be offended you spend all of your days on a blog responding to people who knock you the fuck out!!!!!!!!! You

Byron Funkhouser said...

9:57 It's time you actually read 1984.

The Second Amendment gives you the right to have a well regulated militia.

That is all. It was written at a time when America's Founders were fearful of a standing army. The War of 1812 taught them that they needed a standing army, thus already, making the Second Amendment moot.

It should be repealed.

Anonymous said...

Byron, shut up you commie. 9:57, not even bryan knows what his cartoon actually means. He scribbled the rough draft in his own feces after huffing poppers in the bathroom of his local gay bar last night.

Richard Cranium said...

@Byron. Right on, man! Let's repeal the second amendment. And while we are on the repeal bandwagon, let's lower the voting age to 16. And who needs free speech? My antifa heroes are already shutting down any speakers with a dissenting opinion, so it's just natural that we go ahead and repeal the First amendment while we are at it. And religion is a curse on this country, so why not eliminate special religious tax breaks for churches and classify their rhetoric as hate speech. And speaking of hate speech, let's make hate speech punishable. If I call someone "Fredo," or suggest that Hillary should go to prison, why, I should be fined at minimum, or even jailed. Never mind that when our founding fathers wrote the Constitution and the BOR, the common man, citizens, were the militia, and that's how it is interpreted by the body you would appeal to to repeal the Second Amendment. Keep spouting your informed opinion, brah! Because you know best what's for this country. I think there should be a test for free speech, and i don't think you should be able to post anonymously on internet forums either. If someone wants to spout an ignorant comment, I say we ensure they are accountable, especially so we can arrest them at a later date for their hate speech against Democrats and illegal immigrants.

Anonymous said...

^^TL/DR.

Anonymous said...

Same Guy posting @8:57, 9:05, 9:35, 9:46 and 11:05,
you do realize you're making an ass of yourself from the start, don't you?

THERE WAS NO POST @8:34 IDIOT!
The post you first start trolling was posted at 8:37!
SO ALL YOUR SELF-CONGRATULATIONS AND PHONY-ASSED SUPPORT POSTINGS ARE REINFORCING YOUR OWN STUPIDITY!

GET IT? Again, the post you first start trolling was posted at 8:37!
SO YOU'VE BEEN MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF FROM THE GET-GO!
THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS BEEN "KNOCKED OUT" IS YOU,
AND YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF!



Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!! @2:21PM just knocked the fuck out of 1:31PM!!!!!! That was fucking brutal man, @2:21 Ran on, and on, and on...then got smacked down!!! Classic!

Anonymous said...

Kill yourself, faggot.

Anonymous said...

Same Guy posting @8:57, 9:05, 9:35, 9:46 and 11:05, 2:21 and 3:04!
FEEBLE TRY ASSHOLE, YOU FAILED AT THE SAME SHIT IN FEBRUARY!