Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Dude & Lady Doll Scare Kansas City Drivers

A local slice of life inspired panicked calls to authorities after drivers were distressed by this dude's play time antics. Take a look:

Man carrying topless, life-size doll of woman downtown prompts calls to KCPD

A man carrying a life-size doll of a woman downtown Tuesday morning prompted multiple calls to Kansas City police.Police said callers reported that the man was carrying an unconscious woman.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, everybody is freakin out over everything these days

Anonymous said...

Model citizen from the Crossroads area.

Anonymous said...

Having a sex doll isn't illegal.

Anonymous said...

He just found out that he was too late to enter his "art" in the Open Spaces "Art" Festival and was on his way home.
Must have been someone with poor taste who called the police.

Anonymous said...

Was it Sly carrying Gopher to their hideaway?

Anonymous said...

Your going to see a lot more of this with KCMO quickly becoming unaffordable.

Anonymous said...

7:07 that’s funny right there!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude making a social statement like kid in Springfield.

Anonymous said...

6:36---Very true just ask "Geezer Guy".

Anonymous said...

6:38 - Neither is being a mellennial voting for Bernie, or jacking off over lesbian pics of AOC!

Anonymous said...

Both non-readers.

Anonymous said...

If that's the best he could do....

Anonymous said...

But how many of those cop callers would call if they seen Tyrone slapping the shit out of baby momma?

Anonymous said...

The police saw the doll was armed, so they smoked her.

The guy said he was a hostage.