Here's another clue why the local dating scene is so horrible, this town is informed by the world's worst literature that is both crafted and consumed with great zeal in Kansas City. Checkit:
Kansas City is a big market for romance authors. No, really.
Courtesy of Mid-Continent Public Library Romance books are a billion-dollar industry, bigger than mystery and science fiction combined. They're also the top-circulating genre across Mid-Continent Public Library's 31 branches.
That’s because they can only dream of getting romance in this tubby wubby town! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYup, except in the pages of fiction, "Avoirdupois is the enemy of Romance"!
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