Sunday, July 07, 2019

NASCAR Vs. Kansas City Chiefs In Twitter Slap-fight Over PETA Activism

Social media posturing explained in this battle of words and worldviews. Take a look:

Brad Keselowski insults Tyrann Mathieu, then slinks away

Brad Keselowski reportedly stands at 5'10 and weighs 177 lbs at the age of 35. Tyrann Mathieu is 5'9, 185 lbs. and is only 27-years-old. We are assuming this information could become important to put together some tale of the tape in case these two athletes (used loosely here) decide to take their Twitter beef to the next level.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brad is correct in his statement. Modern-day NASCAR drivers are in far better shape any NFL player. How many NFL players can run and finish a marathon. You don't hear of that but the NASCAR drivers who run marathons.

Anonymous said...

Keslowski's first name should be Dick.

Anonymous said...

Brad can be a dick but NASCAR drivers work out harder more often during the year than most NFL thugs.

Byron Funkhouser said...

^^I wonder why you need to believe that.

Never mind, NASCAR drives are white.

I got it.

Anonymous said...

^^^You're going to look great in prison clothing.

Anonymous said...

Nascar is another GAY sport, just like soccer.

Anonymous said...

8:18 - you are basing this on what? Not minimizing runners or marathoners but essentially, they are running in a straight line. Football requires a more expansive skill set that, especially at the pro level, can't necessarily be built up through conditioning. There is inate talent to running distances but most of that is acquired via conditioning over time.

All in all though, the Nascar guy was trying to compare sitting in a stationary vehicle with the windows up in the sun to driving a race car over 120 mph with adequate airflow, hydration, etc. There's no comparison, so whey do it?