Kansas City Royals Worse Than Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Probably the best bit of fanboy writing on the horrific 1st to worst season that most sports newsies are desperately hoping to ignore in favor of watching the waistline of Patrick Mahomes like some kind of Facebook frenemie tween. Take a peek:

The Royals are too boring for being this bad


  1. Two dudes on the radio today were talking about how the Royals are, probably, six years away... DO THEY REALIZE HOW OLD I AM???????!!!!!!!!

  2. Tonight's game - Keller gives up a home run on the third pitch. But not to worry, the bull pen will bail them out.


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