Wednesday, July 10, 2019

KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY CONCLUDES TENURE WITH FREEBIE COOKOUT!!!



Great find from our reader community, a low key exit strategy as the familiar language used to promote this politico is now mostly regarded as a bad joke . . .

"Celebrate Kansas City's continued momentum and success with Mayor Sly James as he wraps up his last days in office. This family-friendly event will feature live entertainment, food, drinks, and lots of fun for all!"

Sun, July 14, 2019
4:00 PM – 7:00 PM CDT

Kansas City Urban Youth Academy
Kansas City, MO 64108

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please let us know if there are any thank God he's gone parties.

chuck said...

The Mayor, in honor of his time here in KC, should plant a "Stop And Frisk" bush in front of The Cheesecake Factory commemorating his administration's success in reducing crime and mitigating the threats of violence on the streets with the hiring of more cops.

Anonymous said...

Someone must have told Sly that, even after all his best efforts to spend every dime in the city's treasury, apparently there was still around $1.98 left.
Lucas and the newbies are going to have to look under the sofa cushions to pay the bills.
Frosty.

Anonymous said...

^^Hey, the first three posts are hilarious!



Anonymous said...


Everyone take your hamburgers and hot dogs and lay them neatly in the nearest pothole.

Anonymous said...

Paid for with YOUR tax dollars!!

Anonymous said...

We have higher property taxes because of politicians wasting our money on things like this.

Anonymous said...

Why does he think he deserves a going away party? Didn’t he just celebrate in Hawaii

Anonymous said...

Good riddance!!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone should hand out fliers with the names of all the murdered urban youth who were killed as Mayor Bullhorn did minstrel shows for Amazon and danced on the strings of his masters.

Anonymous said...

Throwing a party for himself just like Captain CoverUp Bonespurs. Their egos know no bounds.

Kevlar vests available to rent to offset cost of party.

Anonymous said...

jolie runs, Jolie eats.

Super Dave said...

I'll go if it's James on the BBQ spit being roasted.

Sly James Frosty Shit Hole City said...

I'll be wearing my official KC Clown Suit and Bow tie, so if you want a selfie just ask!

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- BRING YOUR OWN BOWTIE

Sylvester and crew will be dining on Crow, Bloody Mary, Bloody Tyrone, and Bloody Laquitna!!!

Truth giver said...

8:04 Is an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, as this event is being held at the Urban Youth academy, which is in the heart of the city, none of you shut-in bastards will be in attendance. Thank God! Please do us all a favor and stay in Frogville in your shitty diapers. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Good point for a change. We'll stay out of Mogadishu today and every day, thanks so much.

Anonymous said...

@ 10:46 are you going ? Get on your bicycle and have fun.

Anonymous said...

What's the over/under on shootings during this event? I'll pick 4.