Friday, July 19, 2019

KANSAS CITY BIRD SCOOTER DRIVER ARRESTED FOR DUI AFTER CRASHING INTO KCPD SUV AND LEAVING FACE PRINT!!!



Middle-aged dude bar hopping downtown suffers injury, arrest and now a Friday funny highlight from this po-po presser . . .

KCPD: Man on electric scooter arrested for DUI after crashing into police vehicle

Narrative . . .

A Kansas City Police sergeant was driving his department SUV east on 14th Street about 9:45 p.m. Thurs., July 18, when he saw a man on an electric Bird scooter driving it erratically on the sidewalk. The sergeant then heard a “thud” and thought he had run over something.

The sergeant stopped his vehicle and saw a man sitting on the ground with a bleeding cut on his face. The overturned scooter was lying next to him. Other officers responded and interviewed the 47-year-old scooter-riding man. They learned that he came from two blocks away and decided to “hop on” the scooter because there are no scooters where he is from. He claimed he drank four beers over the span of two hours at an unknown bar. The man said he “just got excited” and ran into the police SUV. Other than the minor cut to his face, the man did not complain of injuries. Officers arrested him on suspicion of driving while intoxicated.

Operating a motorized vehicle – including electric scooters – while intoxicated is illegal. City ordinance also requires electric scooters to be driven on the street, not on sidewalks.

The police SUV sustained no damage, other than a “face print” observed by the reporting officers.

You decide . . .

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like something one of the TKC trolls would do.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet it doesn't at all. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Agreed, 12:32. It was the always "Weird" troll @12:33 that plowed its drunk ass into the popo SUV.

Anonymous said...

What if you don't have your scooter license with you? What if you aren't carrying scooter insurance? When do we start putting license plates on scooters?

Anonymous said...

A 47 year-old man riding a scooter?
Probably the same kind of person who regularly gets throwing-up blitzed at the P&L District and acts as though he thinks he's still in college.
Sad.

Anonymous said...

^^no what's sad is that here you sit all alone on a blog for dying geriatrics-judging others who have fun. You couldn't be more pathetic.

Anonymous said...

12:33 is a mindless idiot! Get some intelligence 12:33 We are sick of your limited vocabulary.

Anonymous said...

^^speak for yourself dummy. I think he/she's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

You would, since it's you.

Good luck on figuring out which of 'he/she' you are.

Anonymous said...

They need a citywide prohibition of alcohol. Drunk scooter driving is just a gateway to driving a car drunk.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- SCOOTER SCOFFLAW

After crashing into a police vehicle, the man blamed it on his drink of choice....KAMIKAZE!!!

Anonymous said...

But a scooter isn’t a motor vehicle ...

And it wasn’t even being operated on the street. Comment above resenting it on the side walk - big deal at that time of night there’s no peds crowding the sidewalk.

This one looks like police hassling a guy. Although he did run into the SUV it’s unclear if the impact wouldn’t have happened if the police car had just kept going.

Thanks,
Radish

Anonymous said...

WTF, @5:57? That must have been some nasty herbicide exposed ditch weed you were smoking when you posted that crap! Sometimes you have interesting comments that are decently intelligent, or funny, or both. But, that ^mess^ is bad.

Anonymous said...

He should be locked up for being STUPID.

Anonymous said...

It was NOT a KCPD vehicle. And the Sgt was off-duty. Get your facts straight

Anonymous said...

Where does it say it was NOT a KCPD vehicle?

Anonymous said...

It appears that TKC has a few "Snowflake" followers now, like 12:33, and 2:01 and I am sure there are a few other "snowflakes" within this thread, I guess instagram and snapchat is getting more boring for them as they transition out of their diapers and still have no clue how the real world works! Their Mom and possibley a dad if he is still around pays for their internet connection to be able to post on here. The fag that always ends his post with "weird" proves he is a fag, and more than likey on break from his online gaming experince while he went to take a piss and realized he doesnt have a dick which confuses him to weither he is a man or a woman, or a fucking grown up!! Get a life dipshit!