Tuesday, July 09, 2019

FART BETRAYS CLAY COUNTY SUSPECT!!!

This is the 2nd major local farting suspect story from the KCMO area in the past few years. They're good for a laugh but also useful to distract more cynical and antisocial denizens of the discourse, in this case, it worked PERFECTLY. Take a look:

Wanted man's untimely gas leads deputies to his hiding spot

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - If you're wanted for a felony and hiding from law enforcement, what's the best way to avoid arrest? Well, for starters, don't let one rip. The Clay County Sheriff's Office tweeted on Tuesday that one unlucky felon did just that over the weekend, and the noise from the passed gas led deputies right to him.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- CUT TO THE CHASE

Take Beano and they'll be no arrest!!!

Anonymous said...

Cheap beer and beans. A poor man's diet gets him.

Anonymous said...

The felon was unlucky, but the K-9 police dog was unluckier.

Anonymous said...

And how do you know Teresa Loar has been drinking red wine and feasting on convenience store snacks all night? The city hall elevators stink like cheap Gallo wine and broccoli cheese dip. She breaks wind and farts just as the elevator doors rattle open. Just like a felon in the bushes.