KANSAS CITY, Mo. - If you're wanted for a felony and hiding from law enforcement, what's the best way to avoid arrest? Well, for starters, don't let one rip. The Clay County Sheriff's Office tweeted on Tuesday that one unlucky felon did just that over the weekend, and the noise from the passed gas led deputies right to him.
Tuesday, July 09, 2019
FART BETRAYS CLAY COUNTY SUSPECT!!!
This is the 2nd major local farting suspect story from the KCMO area in the past few years. They're good for a laugh but also useful to distract more cynical and antisocial denizens of the discourse, in this case, it worked PERFECTLY. Take a look: