Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Dreaming Of Date Night In Kansas City



In addition to pretending that this town has 25-MILLION visitors every year, Visit KC is also hyping the deplorable and widely lamented Kansas City dating scene.

For our late night, early morning shift worker pals, we offers a glimpse of tourist fantasy and suggestions for date night in Kansas City . . .



THAT'S RIGHT!!! THE DATING SCENE IN KANSAS CITY IS SO AWFUL THAT IT REQUIRES CITY HALL INTERVENTION!!!

Further reading just for fun:

IndyUK: ‘Coming out as conservative harder than coming out as gay’, says Miss Michigan sacked over ‘racist’ tweets

Vox: Political polarization is making dating worse

Atlantic: Why Online Dating Can Feel Like Such an Existential Nightmare

GQ: Signaling Your Politics on Tinder Is a Messy Business

Because this is the Internets, we realize that many of our readers haven't been on a proper date in years if not decades. At least those of us unlucky enough to realize in retrospect that a box store supply run and takeout is the sign of true love . . .

But fear not, turns out that relationships, commitment and marriage is mostly a thing of the past as companionship is mostly app-based and tantamount to a form of legal prostitution for those with disposable income . . . More importantly, hope NOBODY IS TAKING DATING OR LOVE ADVICE FROM THE INTERNETS.

And for late night readers who are lonely enough to have made it this far: STOP CRYING and we hope to see you for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

That beauty queen was robbed. Horribly in fact.

Midtown KC Chester said...

^^^^ Don't be lonely.

:(

Save up! Maybe one of the online hookers will run a discount.

Anonymous said...

The hot chicks from DST Systems STS group will "date" anyone!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Truly lonely and looney.

Anonymous said...

That video is the most vaginal thing I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^^^ Lulz.

I like the guys throwing their berries around. That's KC!

Anonymous said...

Too many fags mudding the waters with their discharge.

Anonymous said...

^^and you're there to suck them all off!

Anonymous said...

Life is just all giggles and puppies when you're a nice piece of poon.

Anonymous said...

The last guy had a jean vest on LOL