Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Dreaming Of Date Night In Kansas City
In addition to pretending that this town has 25-MILLION visitors every year, Visit KC is also hyping the deplorable and widely lamented Kansas City dating scene.
For our late night, early morning shift worker pals, we offers a glimpse of tourist fantasy and suggestions for date night in Kansas City . . .
THAT'S RIGHT!!! THE DATING SCENE IN KANSAS CITY IS SO AWFUL THAT IT REQUIRES CITY HALL INTERVENTION!!!
Further reading just for fun:
IndyUK: ‘Coming out as conservative harder than coming out as gay’, says Miss Michigan sacked over ‘racist’ tweets
Vox: Political polarization is making dating worse
Atlantic: Why Online Dating Can Feel Like Such an Existential Nightmare
GQ: Signaling Your Politics on Tinder Is a Messy Business
Because this is the Internets, we realize that many of our readers haven't been on a proper date in years if not decades. At least those of us unlucky enough to realize in retrospect that a box store supply run and takeout is the sign of true love . . .
But fear not, turns out that relationships, commitment and marriage is mostly a thing of the past as companionship is mostly app-based and tantamount to a form of legal prostitution for those with disposable income . . . More importantly, hope NOBODY IS TAKING DATING OR LOVE ADVICE FROM THE INTERNETS.
And for late night readers who are lonely enough to have made it this far: STOP CRYING and we hope to see you for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!