Monday, June 10, 2019

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! ANOTHER EPIC KANSAS CITY WATER MAIN RUPTURE FLOODS CITY HALL MONDAY MORNING!!!



Special thanks to KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS for providing this note whilst City Hall communications is still working on a press release to craft the bad news.

Here's the word . . .

"There is a flood right now in City Hall -- The chamber on 26 is flooded and there is a water main break on 27. The water is leaking down to the city clerk's office."

Lead photo is a visual approximation, we hear crumbling infrastructure @ 12th & Oak is actually much worse.

Developing . . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lather rinse repeat.

Anonymous said...

Damn that is pretty bad

Anonymous said...


@10:21 ROFL

Anonymous said...

Boil your KC drinking water!

Anonymous said...

But choo choo is running and nobody is riding it.

Anonymous said...

Water mains run through upper floors of office buildings????

Anonymous said...

^^^It's an "approximation." To get a more realistic view you have to turn the photo upside down.

Anonymous said...

Top app Comments heard on the street:

1-5: Wait until they get their water bill
6. What does the KC Star editorial board think?
7. What racist spin will the board put on this?
8. Jolie Justus will fix this if elected mayor
9. Since 8 is impossible- it will just keep breaking
10. Just like the Royals and Frank White- city Hall sprung a leak

Anonymous said...

I hope the building fills full of water and hopefully most cant swim!