Friday, June 21, 2019

Kansas City UFO Clickbait Explained

One of our favorite local bloggers offers the BEST roundup of a yesterday's "UFO" scare that was mostly comprised of news outlet hype and people looking for followers online. Here's a more objective analysis:

Mysterious Orbs Over Excelsior Springs Area Explained!


Byron Funkhouser said...

I spent many a night on the ridge line scanning the skies with my father. We never saw anything, except one night we saw Apache helicopters coming from the direction of Wright Patterson long before their existence was acknowledged to the public. They were flying so low that we could see the pilot & he waved at us.

I think that's pretty much par for the course.

Anonymous said...

^^^No you didn't stop lying your family hates you and goes nowhere with you.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Our running joke was, "Dad, do you see anything?" "No, Byron, do you hear anything?"

10:45, this was in the early '80's. I have no idea if my family hates me or not, because I don't have anything to do with them. My father died a long time ago. Your problem is that you want to contend that the Squitiro's are my family. They are not.

Andrew Squitiro once had a web page called, "Pictures for my Grandma", because the Squitiro's had already disowned Mark's mother, & Andrew, being the loving boy, only acknowledged the one grandmother.

Our mother is still alive, & it isn't Mark who is caring for her, but Eric, who was also disowned by the Squitiro's. Naturally, being wonderful people, they are very fond of disowning people they never really owned in the first place.