Thursday, June 20, 2019

KANSAS CITY UFO SCARE TODAY!!!

It's not a scare, it's a quasi-hoak and just a great deal of gawking crafted by bored social media "boomer humor" denizens crafting horrible jokes whilst living lives of quiet desperation.

Update:

Joe Lauria says that that it was likely Google's Project Loon: Not an alien invasion: Here’s what those two white objects in KC’s sky most likely are

Another theory . . . The balloons may be a flight test for the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. DARPA said it launched three balloons from Cumberland, Maryland on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, here's policy news that reveals the search for intelligent life starts on Earth:

Congress Is Taking the UFO Threat Seriously

In 2004, two Navy pilots near San Diego encountered what they said was a strange aircraft: "whitish" in color, oval in shape, and capable of accelerating "like nothing I've ever seen," one of the pilots would later tell the New York Times. "I have no idea what I saw," the pilot said to a colleague afterward.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Saw them myself looking North from south KC. They were NOT moving as the storm anvil floated between the objects and Earth. The objects were at an extremely high altitude.

Anonymous said...

jesus coming back!

Anonymous said...

Nope, Funkhouser is coming back and he's pissed!

Save The Plaza said...

Damn the election let down is pretty intense. People have to go star gazing to find entertainment. So much for civic pride. This is straight out of backwater po'dunk towns.

I guess we're not best in the Midwest after all.

Byron Funkhouser said...

He's already been, & he's old, frail & senile.

Anonymous said...

AOC's family checking in.

Anonymous said...

If you want proof that aliens from other planets are already here read some of the comments on this blog. (Chuck and Dave are two prime examples)

Anonymous said...

11:20 and you're so superior to everyone else are you? Lets see what you have done that is so great? Hmmmm appears to be a fat lot of nothing so just STFU.


10:01 well for being old your brother still is working earning a decent wage while traveling all over the country and going to Grateful Dead concerts everywhere. Meanwhile you Byron sits at home going noplace doing nothing but sucking off the the government teat. Must suck walking through life being a loser like yourself and 11:20 is.

Anonymous said...

^^Don't you losers have anything better to do???

Anonymous said...

Projection boy strikes again! The mirror is unkind to you.

Every post. Every day.

Anonymous said...

ET would you please "Call Home"...